THE MONKEY DRIVER AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

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MY READERS, THOSE LOOTERS SOUND FAMILIAR DONT THEY? 25 CARS, SHUTTING THE SHOP DOWN STEALING WITH SHIT CARS…I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW THOSE SAME THIEVES YESTERDAY…THEY CAN’T BE ME COS I AM N9T GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THEFT OR CRIMES…I WANT TO BE TRULY USEFUL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE…BUT THEY DO SOUND FAMILIAR …THAT’S BECAUSE THEY GOT IQ BETWEEN 52 TO 69…DING DONG…ALWAYS USING CARS TO COMMIT CRIMES GOING SHIT NOWHERE…SO NOW MY READERS WE MUST MAKE A POSTULATION OF UNIVERSAL FACT…IT IS INDUBITABLE AND ABSOLUTE…THE ONLY PERSON CAPABLE OF DRIVING AMONG THEM IS THAT MONKEY GOING IN THE DEAD-END DIRECTION…ARE WE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR WHAT?