THE SHOCKED THIEF…AND OTHER HORRORS…

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MY READERS, SHE’LL BE GOING SHOPPING HERE AND THER ON BLACK FRODAY LIKE SHE JUST DONT CARE…BUT THEM WHEN ‘S CAUGHT, SHE’S ALWAYS SHOCKED…LIKE “HOW DARE YOU CATCH ME, A DEGENERATE THIEF? SHE’S ALWAYS SHOCKED…WHO DARES ARREST HER? THERE ARE THIEVES WHO GET CAUGHT AND THOSE WHO ARE JUST TOO SMART AND YOO SUPERIOR TO BE CAUGHT AINT THAT RIGHT MY READERS? SICKENONG THOUGHT…