DEAR EARTHIANS, THIS IS A DIRE WARNING FROM THE SMARTEST, CUTEST ALIEN EVER (MY HUSBAND)/WITH A DECENT PRODUCTIVE IQ DEFIN8TELY NOT THAT HUMAN 52 TO 69 IQ, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IN YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENTIAL LIFE IS TO ALLOW A MARTIAN WITH NO SPACE X TO REAP NATURAL CARBON DIOXIDE FROM EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE…I KNOW YOU’RE STUPID IDIOTS AND ALL AND THAT’S WHY MY ADORABLE WIFE CHOSE NOT TO BE WITH ANY OF YOU, BUT YOU FREAKING IDIOTS CAN’T BE THAT STUPID…

YOU KNOW THE EXTREME NATURAL RELATIVITY BETWEEN OXYGEN AND CARBON DIOXIDE, YOU WILL NEVER RISK THE LIFE, SANCTITY, AND AMAZINGNESS OF THIS PLANET THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BREATHE AND THRIVE(SOMETHING MARS CANT DO)…YOU WILL NEVER DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEEP DOWN THERE IN THE SHITHELL YOU’RE IN KNOW BETTER NOT TO MESS WITH NATURE…RATHER THAN ALLOW A SEX-ADDICTED MARTIAN NO SPACE X TO REAP CARBON DIOXIDE FROM EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE, YOU WILL INTRODUCE. HIM TO CARBON MONOXIDE INSTEAD AND LET HIM JUST GO OUT AND RUN AROUND WITH THOSE NONEXISTENT UNINTELLIGENT WOMEN HE IS SPACE XING SHIT FOR ON MARS…

IF HE, AS THE ZOMBIE HE IS HAS ANY BRAINS LEFT IN THAT CUMULATIVE DISGUSTINGLY SEX-ADDICTED IQ OF 52 TO 69 HE GOT GOING, HE WILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE CARBON DIOXIDE ARTIFICIALLY WITHOUT INDUCING CARBON M9NOXIDE OR JUST INTRODUCE HIM TO CARBON M9NOXIDE AND LET HIM ROCKET OUT WITH IT… JUST LET HIM GO…THERE WILL BE AN9THER ONE LIKE HIM IN NO TIME…HE OUT IF HIS SHIT MARTIAN SHIT MIND…THIS WARNING MUST BE HEEDED ONE HUNDRED PERCENT 9R YOU WILL DESTROY YOUR VERY OWN EXISTENCE AND YOUR PLANET WILL GO TO ANSOLUTE SHIT….