SALVATION ARMY, HOW DARE YOU…?

OH SALVATION ARMY, HOW DARE YOU? D9NT YOU KNOW YOU NEED HATE-FILLED DONATION MONIES MORE THAN YOU NEED THE DECENCY, SANCTITY, AND DIGNITY OF YOUR SOULS…IT IS ALWAYS BETTER FOR HATE-FILLED ARTIFICIALLY RICH TOXIC SOULS  TO ENTER INTO UH OH  THAT NONEXISTENT NO GOOD GOD CAN HAVE HATE-FILLED HEAVEN…AND DON’T GET ME STARTED WITH THOSE RED ASSED NONEXISTENT ANGELS WHO ARE IN ACTUALITY EXISTENTIAL NONENTITIES WHILE THE GOD WHO MADE MAN IN HIS IMAGE IS DOWN THERE WITH THEM IN THE 52 -69 CUMULATIVE IQ SECTION WHERE THE REALITY OF THOSE EVIL TOXIC ANGELS SHOULD BE…

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FOLLOW MY REGIMEN THAT GIVING CAN COME OUT OF HAVING NOTHING, OR NOWHERE TO LAY YOUR HEAD, OUT OF HOMELESSNESS, AND MUST BE SOULFUL, TRULY SPIRITUAL, REALISTIC, THOROUGH, AND DIGNIFIEDLY PURPOSEFUL…? HOW DARE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE TRY TO BE DECENTLY ETHICAL PROJECTING THAT “GOODNESS AND DECENCY” SHOULD BE IN THE “REALITY” RATHER THAN IN THE ‘HATE-FILLED ACTING” FROM MERE EXPECTATIONS (HAVING NO REAL SOUL LET ALONE A GOOD ONE)…? DON’T YOU KNOW THAT “LOVE OF MONEY” IS THE BEGINNING OF ALL, UH OH, HOW DOES THE BIBLE SAY IT, “HATE-FILLED OPPRESSION”…? HOW DARE YOU EXPRESS THAT YOU CAN INHERIT AND GIVE ALL THE VANITIES IN THIS WORLD AND THE END HAVE A WORTHLESS PIECE 9F SHIT NONENTITY TOXIC SOUL? HOW DARE YOU FOR ONCE IN YOUR EXISTENCE STAND FOR WHAT SHOULD BE RATHER THAN WHAT IS ECONOMICALLY VIABLE…? HOW DARE YOU…?