MY READERS, THIS INTELLIGENT ALIEN IS LOOKING DOWN AT THOSE WITH CUMULATIVE IQS OF 52 TO 69 AND LAUGHING HILARIOUSLY, SAYS, “THESE FOOLISH HUMANS THINK THEY CAN PROVE HOW THESE MENTALLY DEGENERATE LASERS LIGHT THEMSELVES…HAVEN’T THEY READ THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE?” SO I SHAKE MY HEAD AND REPLY, “THEY ARE LOWLY-LOW IQ PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN READ MINDS…BUT THEY HAVEN’T READ THE PART OF MY MIND CONTAINING THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE…THEY ARE TOO BUSY EVOLVING AND PROGRESSING THE LASERS…