ON FLAMMABLE TELESCOPES AND DEAD ZONE ZOMBIE FLAMMABLE BUTTER…

YOU MAY NOT IMAGINE IT POSSIBLE MY READERS OR MERELY IMAGINE IT ONE OF MY SCIENCE FICTION BOOKS THAT ONE OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SUCKERS OF IQ 52-69 BENG GROOMED BY SUCKER MARTIAN NO SPACE X TO COLONISE MARS, COULD ONE DAY OUT OF SHEER CAPABILITY OR AUDACITY OF IT, GO OVER THERE TO THAT NASA HOMOPHOBIC TELESCOPE PROTECTD FROM THE SUN (CRAZY COS THEY DIDNT THINK OF PROTECTING IT FROM FLAMMABLE DEAD ZONE ZOMBIE BUTTER) , DOUSE IT WITH BUTTER AND BURN IT UP LIKE THEY JUST DONT CARE…THAT WOULD BE SOME EVENT WONT IT…?