WE CANT DO NOTHNG…WE CANT…

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MY READERS, CLEAR SIGN WE ARE GETTING READY FOR THE RELEASE OF THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE…WHAT…? UNBELIEVABLE, ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT MEN ON THIS PLANET, THE FATHER OF SCHRODINGER’S DEGENERATE LOWLIFE CAT OF 52-69 IQ …WHAT…? HE A PEDOPHILE…? YOU KNOW WHAT MY READERS, WE GOTTA DO THIS SHIT CALLED QUANTUM PHYSICS. WE CAN’T LET A PEDOPHILE GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT…

NO, ELIZABETH HOLMES CANT HELP US…SHE’S A FRAUD WHO CAN’T DELIVER SHIT SHE SAYS…NASA CAN GET SOMEONE TO HELP US…NO, NO THAT WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY CAN…SHE HOMELESS AMD DOESN’T DESERVE A PENNY OF HER HARD-EARNED HARD WORK…SO SHE’S STARVING TO DEATH IN FEAR FOR HER LIFE…THIS IS LIKE SAYING STRIPE IS A PEDOPHILE…SOMEBODY PIG LATIN, POG ASIAN, PIG INDIAN, SOMEONE GOTTA HELP STRIPE…WHO IS GONNA HELP US DO THIS QUANTUM PHYSICS THINGIE AGAINST THESE PEDOPHILES…?