DEEP-FRIED FUNNY THINGS…AND OTHER HORRORS…

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THIS IS SO SAD BUT MY READERS, THE SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT IS NOT TELLING “THE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP THEM GOD” SOMETHING, SOMEBODY DEEP FRIED THEM FOR TRYING TO ESCAPE JUSTICE…MADE A LESSON OUT OF THEM…LOOK AT IT, MY READERS…REMINDS ME OF HOW I AM CRAVING DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN BUT AINT GOT MONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT MY READERS, MAYBE THE FRIED MEN GOT MONEY, SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO DEEP FRY, CHECK THEIR POCKETS…

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I WANT ME SOME DEEP FRIED CHICKEN THAT’S SURE…HEY, LOWLIFE EVIL DEEP FRIED CRIMINALS, HOW ABOUT YOU TRY DOING THE TIME AND CRIME TOGETHER AND THAT WILL SAVE YOU THE HAVOC OF DOING ONE AFTER THE OTHER…OH, WAIT, YOUR EVIL FRIED ASSES CANT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU EVIL FRIED ASSES CAN…MY READERS, WHAT DO YOU SAY IS SHOULD TRY COPYRIGHTING SOME COMEDY VERSES BECAUSE IF THESE FRIED ASSED CRIMINAL STUFF AINT FUNNY, NOTHING IS…

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