HOW THE LIGHT YEARS ARE GOING…AND OTHER SHITSSESESS…

Open SmartNews and read “Time Crystals Made of Light Could Soon Escape the Lab” here: https://share.smartnews.com/Cn7mZ To read it on the web, tap here: https://share.smartnews.com/SzHmF

UH, OH SCIENTISTS PLEASE TELL US; HOW MANY LIGHT YEARS WiLL THEY TRAVEL TILL THEY GET TO TIME…? COME ON SMART PEOPLE, LET’S GET OUR CALCULATORS OUT SO WE CAN CALCULATE HOW MANY LIGHT YEARS THE CRYSTALS WILL TRAVEL THROUGH TIME…OOOPS SORRY… TO GET TO TIME…OOPS SORRY MY READERS, THIS COW DUNG IN THAT SHITHELL KEEPS GETTING WORSE…I SHOULD KNOW BETTER BUT I DON’T KNOW THAT SHIT…I MEAN WE SHOULD CALCULATE HOW THE DUMBEST F**KS GET TO SPEAK SO MANY LIGHT-YEARS AT THE SAME TIME AS SCIENTISTS…NOW THAT WAS EASIER THAN YOU THOUGHT…COWDUNG AND BUNT FISH STICKS…

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