People Are Just Realizing Humpty Dumpty Wasn’t An Egg: ‘Now It’s All I’m Thinking Of’

https://brobible.com/culture/article/people-realizing-humpty-dumpty-wasnt-egg/

Oh stop it. I thought it was just a RANDOM ENGLISHMAN RUNNING AROUND WITH PHANTOM WOMEN PRETENDING HE SOMEONE EXTREMELY OTHER THAN HIM SITTING ON THE WALL… SERIOUSLY, NO MATTER WHAT THE CONJECTURE OR REPRESENTATION IS, SCIENTIFICALLY IT’S REFLECTION… WHICH MEANS I AM NOT KIDDING…