My readers, I love nature more because I have, with time, figured a lifetime is a spiritual line. And nature is first and foremost, last and last most, utmost, mathematical because conceptions and abstractions are inevitably simultaneous(something Einstein didn’t make relative). So these group of thoughtless unintelligent men, 100 of them, decided to go fight an Orangutan. These mindless Idiots didn’t conceive of the rules of nature as this must be done in an equitable measure to deem what the frack they are doing-doing this humanely reasonable. Anyways, these stupid fools thought they equate to one Orangutan while they should have sought to fight with a Monkey. Mistaking an Orangutan for a Monkey is a disease of the mind that is yet deficient in its aims.An Orangutan is yet deficient quite over where the monkey is also deficient relative to something else. Stupidity can’t be that perplexing can it? They must equate to 100 Orangutans or they must equate to 0, which makes them worse than the unthinking idiots they are. You beautiful ladies out there must have heard legends of heroic men doing heroic things. I don’t believe these exist. I only hear legends of foolish men doing foolish things. What could be the fate of these lesser than monkies non-human animals, that is, animals seeking to fight animals?
So these 100 foolish men walked into the unpredictability of 100 Orangutans rushing towards them in every which direction. My readers, should you pray they won’t be decimated? Don’t waste your time. They’re already dead. For if your prayer is answered and say at least less than 10 of them survive they now have 100 monkies to fight. But that’s not their worst plight. These genetic degenerate fools must then fight 100 Mountain snakes and 100 Deep Seaea Water Snakes at the same time. They must be in two places at the same exact time, have the complex perennation (yes this …can’t be…impossible), have predawn spatial acuity(also can’t be… impossible) and have infinite predation power(also can’t be … impossible) as they must face the Orangutan again and start the same bullshit science shitbangs. If you’re still praying for these extremely stupid men, you’re an idiot. Meanwhile my readers, why must they fight these two sorts of snakes at the same exact time? Let’s ask the smart people in the name of science. Harvard, Yale, Oxford, NASA, I know my readers would want to know these amazingly enlivening things. While I take my time because these things can never be fleeting or done that wat, also because of evil harm and terrorism, I will keep such things from them eventually. Nowsmat people, whatever could be conceptual mathematical necessity (physics) for this simultaneity?
I will debut longer form personal, experiential, and spiritual essays next year. I want to continue to do meaningful work. Help me conquer those who steal life, labor and liberty. Thank you.
When I realized comedy can be described as the things I say and do as well as the things I don’t say and do, I knew it was for me. I was seeing and hearing all kinds of shit that couldn’t be happening in the dreams and the nightmare we call society. I believe they call that crazy. You don’t need any proof. Someone just has to appear to have more potential at succeeding than you and you can make shit up about them. Better than that, you can plot to make them what you say they are. There’s always a ridicule am yet to encounter and the punches just keep coming. It is no miracle I survived. I am now more than qualified to tell comedically twisted true tales as a part of the jazz music festival, half time music. half time comedy. it is hilarious. In fact it is now a comedic-jazz music festival. Your receipts for music by ril and the free books for life cause mean the world to me. Help achieve justice.
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