MY READERS, I KNOW THE NURSERY RHYME THE CHILDREN… OOPS THE SPIDERS WERE SING:

OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM… EIEILOW… AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A PIG AND A COW, A COW AND A TALE, A TALE AND A. HOUSE, A CROCODILE POND, A SNAKE HOLE PIT… AND MORE ANIMALS THAN YOU CAN COUNT… EIEILOW…

DO YOU KNOW MY READERS, THAT WHEN YOU DRESS A THIEF IN CROCODILE TEARS, THE THIEF CAN ACTUALLY CRY YOU A RIVER!? IT’S A SCIENTIFIC FACT. WHY DO YOU THINK AUSTRALIA IS SUCH A LAUGHABLE SHITHOLE… OOPS COUNTRY… OOPS CONYINENT(WHAT!? NOW NOD YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU’RE JUST A LOWLIFE DEGENERATE FOOL_FOOL AND JUST DON’T CARE). NOW LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IT IS MUCH MORE LAUGHABLE:

WHEN GENIUSES ARE LOOKING STUPIDER AND STUPIDER YOU KNOW STORMY DANIEL’S IS SLEEPING WITH ONE AND (NOT OR BUT AND) ALL OF THEM AND MAKING FUN THAT THEIR LITTLE SHIT PENISES RESEMBLES THEIR MINDS. THEY’RE FREAKING IDIOTS.

IT MUST BE DIFFICULT WHEN A TECH BILLIONAIRE CAN’T GO PRIVATE. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. HE MUST BE SUFFERING. DON’T WORRY MY READERS, ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HE ‘S BEEN RUNNING AROUND WITH WILL COME AND RESCUE IN NO TIME. YOU JUST WAIT… MAKES NO DAMNED SCIENTIFIC SENSE.

THIS IS SO NOT COOL. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COOL ABOUT IT.

IN WHAT I CALL THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY MY READERS, THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP. YEAH AGAIN. JUST WHEN YOU THINK PROGRESS CAN NOT GET ANY BETTER AFTER THE DEFECATION STORY, IT GETS MUCH BETTER __(DEFECATION STORY HERE). POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO STOLE POT THAT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH. CRIMINALS. THEY ARE TOO AMAZING REALLY. THEY WANT YOU TO HELP THEM IDENTIFY THE WOMAN BECAUSE NASA, HARVARD, NEW YORK TIMES AND THE REST OF THE SMART PEOPLE COULDN’T SCIENCE FAILED WOEFULLY AND DISGUSTINGLY IN THEIR ATTEMPTS AT IDENTIFYING THE WOMAN. SCIENTISTS ARE JUST TOO DEGENERATIVELY DUMB REALLY. BUT IT IS NOT SO OFTEN THAT THERE IS A WANTED POSTER FOR SOMETHING SCIENCE FAILED AT SO I AM ARCHIVING THE EVENT. THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP IDENTIFYING THIS WOMAN WHO STOLE POT THAT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH:

I honored KOFI ANAN at 80 as the most alive dead man on earth and honored JOHN MCCAIN as the deader than dead-alive man after he died rejecting synthetic drugs keeping him alive while he had CANCER. a lesson to be learned!? IF EVER YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BIGGEST CREEP ON EARTH, ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE #1 CREEP BECAUSE ACKNOWLEDGING A BIGGER-BETTER CREEP COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DYING A TRULY HONORABLE DEATH OR DYING A TRUELY DISHONORABLE DEATH. IN THE FIRST PICTURE It IS KOFI ANAN, THE 31 CREEP DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES AT 80 AND THE SECOND IS JOHN MCCAIN AT 81. WHATEVER SHITHELL YOU THINK YOU ARE IN, YOU BETTER NOT CROSS OVER THAT #1 CREEP. YOU BETTER NOT. MCCAIN IS DEADER. AND I FIND NO TRACES OF THE 79 YEAR OLD ASIAN. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES HERE: MALES ARE NATURALLY PHALLIC. I JUST WANT THEM TO PACK ALL THEIR STUFF AND ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND AND GET THE HELL OUT OF Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. HERE THEY ARE, THE HONORABLE CREEPS:

MORE SHITHE’LL COMING HIS WAY. MY READERS, HE TOO MUCH.

THERE’S WHAT GOOGLE DOES. IT’S THE SAME WAY WOMEN ARE ALSO MEN AND MEN AND WOMEN IN GOOGLE’S WORLD ARE ALL HERMAPHRODITES. IT’S ALL TOO AMAZING. I’M GLAD GOOGLE IS NOT A REALITY IN A REAL NATURAL WORLD, IN Day’s world. OR ANY SCIENTIFICALLY REAL WORLD FOR THAT MATTER. SO GLAD.

YOU CAN NOT PLAY TETRIS DURING THE Day. NOT Day’s NATURAL WORLD, NOT IN ANY POSSIBLE WORLD. ABSOLUTELY NEVER UNLESS YOU WANT TO COURT SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH. WHILE Day MAY BE A WICKED SCIENTIST WHEN PUSHED, THERE IS EVERYTHING SCIENTIFIC ABOUT HER NOTHING EVIL ABOUT HER. YOU CAN NOT STAY IN Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE.

MY READERS, THIS VERY GOOD BOY FROZEN FOR 50,000 YEARS. EINSTEIN WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU IF YOU JUST GO THROUGH THE WORMHOLE THE BOY ALIVE AGAIN. THAT’S WHY BOTH Day AND Deergan goes AGAINST HIS THEORIES. MY READERS, DO TELL WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THE WORMHOLE!? SAME DEAD BOY!? I THOUGHT SO. THE CASES AGAINST TRAGIC RELATIVITY ARE. MUCH WORSE THAN YOU THINK. TALL TALES OF LIES, THEFT, MURDER, RAPE HAS NO GOOD FUTURE. READING THE LIKES OF NASA NEW YORK TIMES ONLY KEEPS. YOU STICK IN DEAD SPACE WHERE. NOTHING GOOD TRULY HAPPENS, NOTHING THAT IS, BUT EVIL AND VENOM:

THEY ARE SPIDERS AND THEY ARE VENOMOUS AND THERE ARE 30 OF THEM.BURNING IT ALL DOWN IS A GREAT IDEA.

I USED GENETIC AND MIRRORS INTER-EXTENSIVELY IN MY BOOKS. MIRRORS CAN TELL YOU WHAT’S OUTSIDE, WHERE YOU MAY BE PRESENT AND CHOOSE NOT TO BE. GENETICS WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOU ARE NOT OR CAN NOT BE PRESENT. WHERE YOU CAN NOT BE PRESENT, YOU MUST VACATE.

MY READERS, OF CANNABINOIDS/CANNABIDIOLS AND COKE.

I’M FEELING SICK TODAY MY READERS I BELIEVE FROM FOOD POISONING, SO I AM PUKING AND NOT RETAINING EVERYTHING I EAT. THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT A DAY FOR THE FB(N WORTHLESS)I TO BE SUSTAINING A NONEXISTENT GROUND SPACE WHEN NO SUCH SPACE IS IN EXISTENCE ON THE GROUND. THEY ARE WORTHLESS USELESS SCIENTISTS MY READERS. HOW CAN I KNOW AND YOU DON’T. KNOW!? IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO GET LOVE, SCIENCE AND TRUTH ANYTIME SOON, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHITHE’LL IS YET. I SUGGEST YOU READ ABOUT THE LAZY DAY THIEF AND 100 % ORGANIC ONE MORE TIME. HAVING A NONEXISTENT RELATIVITY WITH YOUR JOB IS WORSE THAN NOT HAVING A JOB. MUCH WORSE. BURN THAT SUCKER DOWN…BURN THAT SHIT DOWN…NEVER BECOME A DEGENERATE MY READERS, THERE IS NO TRUE PRIDE IN IT. HOW CAN TRUMP BE SOMEWHAT SMARTER BUT. NOT SO SMART BUT SMARTER THAN THESE SCIENTISTS!? LOOK HOW TRUMP IS REASONABLY BUT UNREALISTICALLY(NO NATURAL DOWN SPACE AVAILABLE BUT RATHER A PURELY ILLUSSIONED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DOWN THERE) MAKING AMERICA WHITE AGAIN). SUCH NO HEAD, NO LEGS AND AMERICA IS MUCH WHITE AGAIN. AND THIS IS MUCH OF A BETTER FATE THAN CONFUSING Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE WITH TRUMP ILLUSSIONED WHITE AGAIN DOWN SPACE. YOU CAN NOT SURVIVE Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE. LOOKING AT THE ILLUSSIONED DECAPITATED AND LAME LOWER SPACE OF TRUMPS WHITE AGAIN AMERICA, IT SHOULD MAKE YOU REALIZE JUST HOW IMPORTANT THE STATEMENT I MAKE ABOUT BEING INFERIOR AND OUT TRULY IS. NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR ILLUSSIONS, PARANOIA AND SCHIZOPHRENIA IS GOING TO SURVIVE Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE. LOOK AT THE IMAGINED AND UNSCIENTIFICALLY PATHOLOGY OF SUPREMACY. IT’S PRETTY AMAZING:

MY READERS, BEST CRIMINAL EVER. SHE’S A PRO. SHE ASSAULTED THE POLICE OFFICER WITH HER FEACES BY DEFEACATING IN “AN UPWARD MOTION WITH PURPOSEFUL DIRECTION (PROGRESS AS YOU KNOW IT) TOWARDS THE OFFICER AND GETTING HIM ON THE FACE ARMS AND LEGS (THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT). SHE’S BY FAR THE BEST CRIMINAL THIS YEAR, DEFINITELY DESERVES AN OSCAR. NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES GOT THE SCRIPT ON THE FEACES. WHY DO YOU THINK I KEEP REFERRING YOU TO GO READ THAT SHIT… OOPS I MEAN BOOK.

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN SHITHELL WHEN YOU STEAL FROM LAZY DAYS BY WRITING BAD CHECKS. MY READERS, WHO IS THE BIGGEST THIEF OF ALL!? LAZY DAYS IS THE REASON SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH “SURVIVAL OF THE LAZIEST” AND HE STEALING FROM THEM. HE STOLE A COLORFUL TRUCK SOLD BY LAZY DAYS AND PAID WITH $246,445 BAD CHECKS OR RATHER WORTHLESS CHECKS. I LIKE THE WAY THEY SAY IT, “WORTHLESS CHECKS.” YOU’VE NOT MET A TRUE CRIMINAL UNTIL YOU’VE MET ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM. MY READERS, HIS LAST ADDRESS WAS “LAUNDERHILL.” DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE. NOW IF YOU’LL GUESS WHERE HE WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE SAW HIM WAS IN HOILLYWOOD, THEN YOU HAVE AN INTELLECTUAL DUTY TO REWATCH 100% ORGANIC. NOW MY READERS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A THIEF WHO STOLE A $246, 445 RV FROM LAZY DAYS.

MY READERS, THE FOOLS ARE NOT JUST THREATS TO NATIONAL SECURITY. THEY ARE A THREAT TO EVERY LIVING BEING ON EARTH.. SO THEY ARE COMPLAINING BECAUSE THE FB(N WORTHLESS)I, THREW THEM OUT OF THE SHIT THEY CALL HOUSE. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHIT JOB THEY ARE DOING. EVERYTHING GOES WRONG WHEN YOUR SCIENTIFIC FOUNDATION IS NOTHING BUT SHIT. THEY HAVE NO REAL FOUNDATION, NONE WHATSOEVER. THAT SHIT HOUSE SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN. THAT HOUSE SHOULD BE DOUSED WITH SHITHELL WORTHLESS CRUDE OIL AND BURNED COMPLETELY DOWN. THAT’S NOT A HOUSE MENTAL RETARDS. THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP FOR HORRIBLE CRIMES WITH THAT HOUSE. IT’S A NONENTITY PIT…PIECE OF SHIT AND SHOULD BE BURNED DOWN. THIS IS A CASE I AM SURE I AM A HUNDRED PERCENT CORRECT WHEN I SAY A FART CAN DO A BETTER JOB. MY READERS, A FART DOES DO A BETTER JOB. THEY HAVE A NAME FOR THAT FART. ASK THEM WHAT THEY CALL THE FART. THEY HAVE A FANCY SHITNAME FOR IT. I AM NOT JOKING. FROM THE VERY NAME THEY CALL THE FART, THAT HOUSE SHOULD BE BURNED COMPLETELY DOWN. THEY’RE BUILDING ALL THESE SHIT AND LOVE IS STILL NOT COMING. WHAT IS THAT SHIT NONEXISTENT HOUSE FOR!? WHAT THE HELL FOR!? AND THEY BE EATING SHIT. WHERE BACON AT TO SHOW YOU WHAT A FART TASTES LIKE:

MY READERS, MUST READ. I WILL. MAKE NO FURTHER COMMENTS AS MUCH AS I WANT TO. THAT’S WHAT BOOKS ARE FOR. SHE’S A REASON TO GO BUY MORE NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS. THOSE BOOKS ARE CHUCK FULL OF SHIT LIES, THEFT, MURDER AND RAPE.

IF EVER YOU EVER WANT TO SWIM IRREVERENTLY IN A POOL, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN POOL AND NOT IN DAY’S natural primary genepool, BECAUSE THAT IS ONE POOL YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SURVIVE WADING AROUND A NONENTITY SHITHEAD IN. MY READERS, LIFE AND NATURE JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF HIM. TECHNOLOGY AND PEOPLE SOMETIMES FORGET IN A TECHNOLOGICAL WORLD THAT THEY ARE MERELY UNNATURALLY OCCURRING IRREVERENT TRESPASSERS. SAD BUT REALITY INCLINED NEWS, HE’S 26 YEARS OLD AND HE IS THE FIRST FATALITY OF A SHARK ATTACK IN 80 YEARS. NATURE CAN ONLY BE CLAIMED IF THAT NATURE IS TRULY YOURS. NATURE CALCULATED THAT MATH PERFECTLY. NATURE, SCIENTIFICALLY AND INCIDENTALLY WICKED ALL THE SAME. REMINDS ME NO DOUBT OF Day IN CRASHNICK. THE SHARK HUNGRY. ANIMALS, ALWAYS FALLING… OOPS I MEAN FAILING TO RECOGNIZE ANIMAL HUMANS… OOPS I MEAN NONE ANIMAL HUMANS…WAIT… WHAT!? GO ASK NASA. I’M TOO DUMB FOR IT. AND IT TOO MUCH.