LAUGHABLE THOUGHTS (DEGENERATE FOOL_FOOLS AND OTHER STORIES)

DO YOU KNOW MY READERS, THAT WHEN YOU DRESS A THIEF IN CROCODILE TEARS, THE THIEF CAN ACTUALLY CRY YOU A RIVER!? IT’S A SCIENTIFIC FACT. WHY DO YOU THINK AUSTRALIA IS SUCH A LAUGHABLE SHITHOLE… OOPS COUNTRY… OOPS CONYINENT(WHAT!? NOW NOD YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU’RE JUST A LOWLIFE DEGENERATE FOOL_FOOL AND JUST DON’T CARE). NOW LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IT IS MUCH MORE LAUGHABLE:

WHEN

WHEN GENIUSES ARE LOOKING STUPIDER AND STUPIDER YOU KNOW STORMY DANIEL’S IS SLEEPING WITH ONE AND (NOT OR BUT AND) ALL OF THEM AND MAKING FUN THAT THEIR LITTLE SHIT PENISES RESEMBLES THEIR MINDS. THEY’RE FREAKING IDIOTS.

WHEN SCIENCE FAIL WOEFULLY

IN WHAT I CALL THE BEST NEWS OF THE DAY MY READERS, THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP. YEAH AGAIN. JUST WHEN YOU THINK PROGRESS CAN NOT GET ANY BETTER AFTER THE DEFECATION STORY, IT GETS MUCH BETTER __(DEFECATION STORY HERE). POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO STOLE POT THAT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH. CRIMINALS. THEY ARE TOO AMAZING REALLY. THEY WANT YOU TO HELP THEM IDENTIFY THE WOMAN BECAUSE NASA, HARVARD, NEW YORK TIMES AND THE REST OF THE SMART PEOPLE COULDN’T SCIENCE FAILED WOEFULLY AND DISGUSTINGLY IN THEIR ATTEMPTS AT IDENTIFYING THE WOMAN. SCIENTISTS ARE JUST TOO DEGENERATIVELY DUMB REALLY. BUT IT IS NOT SO OFTEN THAT THERE IS A WANTED POSTER FOR SOMETHING SCIENCE FAILED AT SO I AM ARCHIVING THE EVENT. THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP IDENTIFYING THIS WOMAN WHO STOLE POT THAT WASHED UP ON THE BEACH:IMG_20180918_112159_229.JPG

THE HONORABLE CREEPS

I honored KOFI ANAN at 80 as the most alive dead man on earth and honored JOHN MCCAIN as the deader than dead-alive man after he died rejecting synthetic drugs keeping him alive while he had CANCER. a lesson to be learned!? IF EVER YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BIGGEST CREEP ON EARTH, ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE #1 CREEP BECAUSE ACKNOWLEDGING A BIGGER-BETTER CREEP COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DYING A TRULY HONORABLE DEATH OR DYING A TRUELY DISHONORABLE DEATH. IN THE FIRST PICTURE It IS KOFI ANAN, THE 31 CREEP DYING OF NATURAL CAUSES AT 80 AND THE SECOND IS JOHN MCCAIN AT 81. WHATEVER SHITHELL YOU THINK YOU ARE IN, YOU BETTER NOT CROSS OVER THAT #1 CREEP. YOU BETTER NOT. MCCAIN IS DEADER. AND I FIND NO TRACES OF THE 79 YEAR OLD ASIAN. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES HERE: MALES ARE NATURALLY PHALLIC. I JUST WANT THEM TO PACK ALL THEIR STUFF AND ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND AND GET THE HELL OUT OF Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. HERE THEY ARE, THE HONORABLE CREEPS:

ABSOLUTELY NEVER

YOU CAN NOT PLAY TETRIS DURING THE Day. NOT Day’s NATURAL WORLD, NOT IN ANY POSSIBLE WORLD. ABSOLUTELY NEVER UNLESS YOU WANT TO COURT SOMETHING MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH. WHILE Day MAY BE A WICKED SCIENTIST WHEN PUSHED, THERE IS EVERYTHING SCIENTIFIC ABOUT HER NOTHING EVIL ABOUT HER. YOU CAN NOT STAY IN Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE.

THE CASES AGAINST EINSTEIN, 50,000 YEAR OLD GOOD BOY.

MY READERS, THIS VERY GOOD BOY FROZEN FOR 50,000 YEARS. EINSTEIN WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU IF YOU JUST GO THROUGH THE WORMHOLE THE BOY ALIVE AGAIN. THAT’S WHY BOTH Day AND Deergan goes AGAINST HIS THEORIES. MY READERS, DO TELL WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THE WORMHOLE!? SAME DEAD BOY!? I THOUGHT SO. THE CASES AGAINST TRAGIC RELATIVITY ARE. MUCH WORSE THAN YOU THINK. TALL TALES OF LIES, THEFT, MURDER, RAPE HAS NO GOOD FUTURE. READING THE LIKES OF NASA NEW YORK TIMES ONLY KEEPS. YOU STICK IN DEAD SPACE WHERE. NOTHING GOOD TRULY HAPPENS, NOTHING THAT IS, BUT EVIL AND VENOM: