DO YA!?

Do you ever wonder if you’ll ever stop counting sweet nothings and imagining them sweet and real!? Do ya!? Maybe “THE MONKEY SCIENTISTS” have answers. Of course you can ask them. THEY READ MINDS! 5/1 all the books currently $65 hike to $100. DEWLOGIC.

RATHER THAN!

Do you know my readers, that I will rather survive an apocalyptic state with a MONKEY than RAPISTS and CRIMINALS!? GENUINE people are extremely hard to find and I can most definitely survive solitude  so who to survive with but a MONKEY!? Animals are best for apocalypse now or whenever. But I have to wonder if its gonna eat me alive when it gets hungry so its better small. I pick them small so I can search for SCRATCH and SCRAPS (S&S) to feed it as we co-survive. Won’t pick a GORILLA or anything like that. My readers! You better believe it! Hee’s one i found the other day while searching for photos. SO CUTE:!

HOWEVER CAN THEY!!?

I HATE PALM TREES my readers. Yes HATE! And i know this because i have all my seasons with me and I am well aware of their locations. I hate PALM TREES the same way I hate SENSELESS ADS. Hey, PROGRESSIVES, anyone who can BANISH these USELESS ADS is truly PROGRESSIVE. How can they? When their PROGRESS moves as the CRUEL SOUL OF MONEY? HOWEVER CAN THEY!!? IMPOSSIBLE SHIT!

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

My readers, someone was saying today that the so called LIBERAL PROGRESSIVES should start reading outside their BUBBLES. And I’m thinking, “START READING!?” They’re WAY BEHIND WITH THEIR BUBBLE and with the UNREADABLE ROMANCE they call SCIENCE FICTION, it’s all TOO FUNNY! This POST is one of such CERTAINTY of it! MEN are the IDIOTS who write ROMANCE and pretend it’s SCIENCE FICTION. I know this absolutely because I don’t take X’s out. Who else is out their writing those UNREADABLE SHIT and calling it SCIENCE FICTION!? MEN! And of course those “WOMEN” with them who in no possible world can be me. You better believe it. If not, you’re certainly an IDIOT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! CRASHNICK is an INEVITABLE ridiculously serious book to come! One I’m personally looking forward to writing. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! BUBBLE READING; what a PROGRESSIVE THING!?

The HYDRASKALE COVER!

My readers I wanted to set a new cover for QUEAN and LIGHTRIDER so I thought of SKALE not in the way you probably would. And when i found the picture I needed, i knew something else was missing so I went looking for the INSECT. And thus I found it. Every protrusion from its body amounts to 10. And its name was HYDRAENA SKALE, you can’t mistake it for HYENAS the same way you won’t mistake HYENAS for SNAKES. SNAKES are SUPER disgusting to me. Better to be HYENAS than HYDRAENA SKALE. Better to be HYDRAENA SKALE than to be a SNAKE! If what you’ve been reading is SHIT, what you’ve been told are perpetual lies even you will know it. And I never just tell in my work. My readers , the Insect I am about to show you is named HYDRAENA HILLARYI SKALEHere it is:

FETCH, DREAD and other NEWS!

My readers, substance is indeed important to me so that bulk will not be the only increment. FRIGID and WRETCHED gets paired, CELL and RECOIL makes DREAD, and THE COMMUNAL ESTATE gets both substance and bulk in the new packages. 51 6 dyas from todya all previous books updated and the new books will hike from $65 to $100. DEWLOGIC. Here are the books and their covers will follow:

HYDRASKALE

THE COMMUNAL ESTATE

FETCH

DREAD

TRANSDUCED

UNFUSSED

THE COVERS:

The Humor in Mathematical Paradigms!

In these days of toil and turmoil little affects me as my books are with me, come what may hardships or whatever. Things are getting FUNNIER and FUNNIER. Did you hear about that one, and the other one! Anyways, my readers, today is the 20th which makes today 6 days from the hike commemorating the MANSON ASS KISSERS. And to further commemorate FANTASTIC ASSES and those who kiss it, more books package for substantial delivery are priced at $65 to hike in 6 days  5/1 to $100. You know we gotta commemorate today 6 days. It was 11 days before, now today the 20th, it’s 6 days away. The HUMOR in MATHEMATICAL PARADIGMS! TOO MUCH! AMAZING! But it ain’t no ROCKET SCIENCE. It was eleven days before. Now its six day away. More books for the KISS ASS commemoration a little later. DEWLOGIC.

NEVER!

That there is no future for me with them is the understatement of the century. Be it Ingram, be it Google, be it Amazon, be it Lulu, or any of them, there is nothing good with them for me, not now, not ever. The more i write and retain the right to be the publisher, the better my future. There is no good with them period. NEVER! And I have proof. Look down:

THE QUESTION BOOK!

My readers. it’s in the news that BLANK PAGES BOOKS are becoming NATIONAL BESTSELLERS. You know, those books recommended by NASA and NEW YORK TIMES PUBLISHERS. The BLANK PAGE BESTSELLER speaks about the state of both the WRITER and the READER for those books. I mean you will never buy such a book unless MONEY is coming out of your ASS or you’re KISSING the ASS MONEY comes out of. Simply speaking, you must be an IDIOT. A BIG ONE! Such the BLANK PAGE BOOK is a QUESTION BOOK always with TWO QUESTION; who wrote THIS book and who is the MAJORLY RETARDED IDIOT reading it!? My books are definitely too cheap! I mean they have words in them. Don’t worry my readers, if you stare at those books long enough, you’ll read someone else’s minds. Those books are MAGICAL!

WHICH!?

Imagine a movie called “FREEZER BURN!” and all I could think of without ever watching the movie but simply reading the synopsis was., “Which of the crew, the writers, the engineer, the director, etc  had a BRAIN!?” Not just for the “FREEZER” part but also for the “BURN” part!

OF WARMTH and COOL!

My readers! It’s TOO MUCH and TOO FUNNY! Do you ever wonder where the EARTH gets its COOL from. Could it be from the VOLCANOES!? I mean we know it gets its warmth from the MAGGOTS but where does it get its COOL from. Here’s where you get smarter than I thought you were . No, not right now but in the next sentence. Here’s where you ask yourself if this inferior woman (TOO INFERIOR I TELL YA!) thinks you’re stupid, that you’re an IDIOT! So you say, “If the WARMTH comes from the MAGGOTS and the MAGGOTS feed on DEAD BODIES, then the COOL comes from…!” I know, it’s just TOO MUCH, TOO FUNNY! And here’s where I remind you of the KISS ASS COMMEMORATION EVENTS, that these books will hike from $65 to $100 over a period f 11 days, 5/1. DEWLOGIC!

WHEN!

When my legs steps on your SHITTY GREAT BRILLIANCE, you know you either have a PROBLEM, you were BORN an IDIOT or you just don’t know SHIT!  Just those choices. Remember, SELF-DECEIT is always brilliant if no one can point out SHIT. Also remember my readers, 5/1, 5 books hike from $65 to $100. DEWLOGIC.

In CASE

IN case you need the SYNOPSIS OF TEETH as I have thrown it down to those who already read my mind here:

ISOLATED INDECENCIES
On the death wish rampage, Barry Hunter chooses to indulge in and expose himself to indecencies. He soon finds out he has a more perplexing task; isolating a self as he prepares for death.

THE INCREMENTAL X
Alisa Sev undergoes the incremental X project to increase her chances of finding a good mate. Experiencing a defaulting problem as she engages occasional shifts to contend with the purposes of her romantic intent, she remembers the warning beforehand; to escape the default zone she must pronounce a self or find a relic.

AND THE COVER: