THE RESURRECTION SCHEME!

Just wondering my readers, in this day and age of TERRORISM, did the NEWS die or it came up with a RESURRECTION SCHEME! You got to wonder whoever came up with that RESURRECTION SCHEME!? The WHITE MAN RESURRECTING! WITH WHAT!? I won’t know my readers, I don
‘t descend and his TWO NORTH POLES, I mean ONE is all the way DOWN THERE, DOWN,DOWN, ALL THE WAY DOWN! You’re not there yet. I’m sure. JUST GO DOWN! MERRY CHRISTMAS!