WHAT!?

This year has been cool and all my readers, first my campaign for my nominee was successful. I hope next year 2017 is WORSE for those EVIL DOING LIBERALS and all. And then this morning i was talking RESURRECTION SCHEME and asked if the NEWS was dead and its as if life heard my “CARELESS WHISPERS!” There it was, the news! WHAT!? And i thought if this year was more than the HORRIBLE SHIT it is, SANTA and all his crew will be arrested, alongside his ELVES, his WHORES, WHORES, WHORES, the rest of his CON CREW. I mean everyone associated with his FAT ASS just as he’s trying to go back up those TWO NORTH POLES, I mean ONE! I mean MERRY CHRISTMAS!