ON THE FREEZING POINT OF WATER… AND OTHER TEMPERATURES AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

MY READERS, THE SMARTEST PEOPLE AMONGST US ARE SHOWING US HOW TO BOIL WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE. BUT MY READERS I AM WAY TOO DUMB FOR THAT AND WHEN I AM DUMB I WILL ADMIT I AM DUMB. I AM SO DUMB THAT BOILING WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE IS A PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME. WHAT I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DO BECAUSE I AM SO DUMB, SMART SCIENTISTS, IS HOW TO FREEZE WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE. AND DON’T CONFUSE THIS MY READERS WITH THE FREEZING POINT OF WATER. THE DUMBEST PERSON IN AMERICA… YEAH DUMBER THAN ME DUMB… KNOWS WHAT THE FREEZING POINT OF WATER IS. HARVADIAN AND NASA SCIENTISTS, ANSWER THIS LITTLE INFERIOR WOMAN THIS ONE IMPORTANT QUESTION: ‘WHAT IS THE FREEEEZING POINT OF WATER!?’ OOPS I MEAN, “HOW DO YOU FREEEEZE WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!?”