WHEN HELL BREAKS

MY READERS, THE BEST OF HARVARD CAN’T UNDO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY. THE GAME OF TETRIS CAN NOT BE PLAYED DURING THE Day. IT CAN ONLY BE PLAYED LATE EVENINGS AND NIGHTS. IF THEY SAY THEY DONT KNOW WHY, ASK THEM WHY THEY ARE CALLED INTELLECTUALS. IF THEY SAY THEY DONT KNOW WHY AGAIN, OOPS, IDIOTS, WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. TELL THEM, “Day WANTS YOU OUT OF her primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE BEFORE THE HELL BREAKS LOOSE. THEY JUST MAY UNDERSTAND THAT ONE. GET THE HELL OUT.