MY READERS, BEST CRIMINAL EVER. SHE’S A PRO. SHE ASSAULTED THE POLICE OFFICER WITH HER FEACES BY DEFEACATING IN “AN UPWARD MOTION WITH PURPOSEFUL DIRECTION (PROGRESS AS YOU KNOW IT) TOWARDS THE OFFICER AND GETTING HIM ON THE FACE ARMS AND LEGS (THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT). SHE’S BY FAR THE BEST CRIMINAL THIS YEAR, DEFINITELY DESERVES AN OSCAR. NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES GOT THE SCRIPT ON THE FEACES. WHY DO YOU THINK I KEEP REFERRING YOU TO GO READ THAT SHIT… OOPS I MEAN BOOK.
BEST CRIMINAL EVER
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