REAL LIFE CRIMINALS STEALING FROM LAZY DAYS

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN SHITHELL WHEN YOU STEAL FROM LAZY DAYS BY WRITING BAD CHECKS. MY READERS, WHO IS THE BIGGEST THIEF OF ALL!? LAZY DAYS IS THE REASON SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH “SURVIVAL OF THE LAZIEST” AND HE STEALING FROM THEM. HE STOLE A COLORFUL TRUCK SOLD BY LAZY DAYS AND PAID WITH $246,445 BAD CHECKS OR RATHER WORTHLESS CHECKS. I LIKE THE WAY THEY SAY IT, “WORTHLESS CHECKS.” YOU’VE NOT MET A TRUE CRIMINAL UNTIL YOU’VE MET ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HIM. MY READERS, HIS LAST ADDRESS WAS “LAUNDERHILL.” DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE. NOW IF YOU’LL GUESS WHERE HE WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE SAW HIM WAS IN HOILLYWOOD, THEN YOU HAVE AN INTELLECTUAL DUTY TO REWATCH 100% ORGANIC. NOW MY READERS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A THIEF WHO STOLE A $246, 445 RV FROM LAZY DAYS.