A GORD for the wicked

My readers, it’s crazy when your condition necessitates you pick from a group of diets but you have no food anyway so you pick the cheapest diet, intermittent fasting? Starvation diet. Yeah. That’s what it’s called. Don’t you dare laugh. You’re too kind to laugh at abject ill-reality or you will be labeled ill-behaved in the face of ill-entity. It’s all a tragic comedy really. Like some oesophageal reflux conditioning for paired romances, a GORD for the wicked.