On relativity with alien races

I don’t know why people are clowning on red asses American Eagle. Hey American Eagle, whatever blue your red asses think you’re wearing better not be under a warm sky, that top blue. That will definitely kill you. It better not be the one at the very bottom of the oceans. That will also definitely kill you. See, that’s how to respectfully relate with a different race, an reflectioneer alien race—the Martians.