THIS REAL LIFE HILARIOUS EPISODE…

THIS REAL LIFE HILARIOUS EPISODE REMINDS OF WHAT I READ ONLINE RECENTLY, SAYING SOMETHING LIKE – NEW YORK/MAINE, SO HILARIOUS IT’S LIKE NEW YORK SAYING ‘WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU THINKING!? DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, WE ARE WAY REDDER THAN YOU.’ NO DOUBT HILARIOUS. SO WITH THAT ICE TWICE THE SIZE OF NEW YORK ABOUT TO BREAK, NO DOUBT THE SNAKE SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IS GONNA COME OUT OF IT AND SHOW US ALL WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE…MOON LANDING GOT NOTHING ON THAT EVENT…ANY Day NOW…MY READERS, SET YOUR TIME…TICK YOUR TOCKS…HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE THAT SHIT TO FALL…NASA I AM ARCHIVING THIS ONE AGAIN, WHAT, I AM NOT SELLING IT…LIKE YOU CAN SELL THAT SHIT. FOOL THE RETARDS. ANYWAYS MY READERS, TICK YOUR TICKS SHIT TWICE THE SIZE OF SHIT(SHITX2) IS COMING DOWN SO WE CAN SEE THE SNAKE IN IT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR…IT’LL BE LIKE THE RAPTURE OF THE AMAZING RESURRECTION OF THE SNAKE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR…:

THE LESSER EVIL…

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHY PEOPLE DO EVIL AND YOU HAVE NEVER ASKED WHY PEOPLE DO EVIL TO PEOPLE THEY CALL FAMILY OR FRIENDS, THEN YOU HAVE NEVER TRULY STUDIED EVIL. THE EVIL DONE TO STRANGERS BY STRANGERS IS INCOMPARABLY THE LESSER EVIL…

OF CALAMITY SPACES AND WATER BEDS…

MY READERS, THIS IS BY FAR THE PICTURE OF THE Day. LOOK WHAT HAPPENS AFTER A FLOOD IN CHINA. IF YOU ARE ASKING HOW COULD HE SLEEP SO COMFORTABLY LIKE THAT, YOU HAVE NOT A PHANTOM OF AN IDEA WHAT HOMELESSNESS IS. THERE ARE WORSE CONDITIONS AND WORSE PLACES TO SLEEP TRUST ME ON THIS, SO MUCH SO YOU WILL NEVER EVER FORGET IT. HOW CAN YOU!? HE MAKES THOSE 10,000 DOLLARS WATER BEDS LOOK LIKE SHIT DOESN’T HE…:

THE FAKE TREND OF LIFE AND OTHER SCIENTIFIC UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS…

THAT INDIA COULD THREATEN ANYTHING BLUE REMINDS ME OF HOW I RECENTLY I MISTOOK AN ATM FOR SOMETHING YOU PUT YOUR MONEY IN OR HOW YOU CAN PAY YOUR PAL WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN OR PAL YOUR PAY WITHOUT OFFERING ANYTHING…IT’S AMAZING WIZARD OF CLOVER STREET SCIENCE SO MUCH SO THE INDIAN WAS THE FIRST TO DIE IN THE BOOK…SO AMAZING IT IS MUCH WORSE THAN PAYING TWO NIGERIAN BUFFED UP BONAFIDE MALES TO BEAT YOU DOWN…THOSE TWO FOOLS FAKE BEATING SOMEONE AND GETTING PAID $3500 FOR IT IS SO MUCH BETTER…

NO LOVE FOR PERFECTION…NONE WHATSOEVER…

MY READERS, THIS IS A MUST READ. I STILL SAY SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, WONT YOU!? TO LOVE LIFE, YOURSELF OR ANYONE TRULY, THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND MY READERS, YOU CAN NOT ALSO LOVE PERFECTION. YOU SIMPLY CANT. I HAVE NO LOVE FOR PERFECTION. ALSO, TRUTH AND PERFECTION ARE DISSIMILAR. I ALWAYS REMEMBER DAVID THOREAU’S WORDS WHEN I THINK ABOUT PERFECTION:

“RATHER THAN LOVE, THAN MONEY, THAN FAME, GIVE ME TRUTH.”

FOR ALL THE BLITZ AND NO TRUTH, ALL THE GLITTER SHIT AND MORE SHIT, THERE ARE NASA NEW YORK TIMES LORD OF THE FLIES TOILET FLY BOOKS…

FLYTASTIC SCIENCE…AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

MY READERS, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. WITH THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING WITH FLIES, YOU’LL THINK THE INVENTION OF VIAGRA WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM. WHY THE FLIES. YOU’LL THNK THE LORD OF THE FLIES LIVES THERE. COULD IT BE FROM THE PRESENCE OF DEAD BODIES OR GHOSTS!? I CANT TELL YA, MY READERS. I LACK INTELLIGENCE. WHO HAS INTELLIGENCE TO BE ABLE TO TELL US WHY THE FLIES? NASA…YOU KNEW IT…IT WOULD BE YOU…GHOSTS AND FLIES ARE NASA’S SPECIALTY…AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT ON NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS…THE GHOSTS HOST THE LORD OF THE FLIES PRINTING PRESS AND THE FLIES WRITE THE BOOKS…NASA NE YORK TIMES BOOKS ARE FLYTASTIC(MY READERS, ADD FLYTASTIC TO YOUR DICTIONARY. THE JACK THE RIPPER OXFORD VERSION)…

OF MIRRORS, TERRORS, AND HORRORS

MY READERS, A STALKER WAS STALKING ME WITH HIS CAR YESTERDAY. PARKING BY MY SIDE AND WAITING FOR ME TO WALK BY HIM SO HE COULD SAY SOME SHIT. NOW HE WASNT SAYING SHIT RACISTS DEGENERATE THINGS BUT BECAUSE HE WAS STALKING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT, EVERYTHING HE WAS SAYING WAS SHIT. AO AT SOME POINT I STOPPED AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A MAN OR A WOMAN. IT WAS WAS IMPORTANT BECAUSE NOBODY EMASCULATES FASTER THAN AN INFERIOR UNATTRACTIVE UNINTELLIGENT WOMAN. LOOKING INTO THAT’S WOMAN MIRROR IS LIKE LOOKING AT YOUR DEATH YOU WILL BECOME JACK THE RIPPER FASTER THAN YOU CAN BREATH, GOING AROUND THE STREETS OF ENGLAND PERHAPS LOOKING FOR PROSTITUTES TO KILL AND MUTILATE ANATOMICALLY…I DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO BE NICE MY READERS, THEY ARE LIKE SNAKES RUNNING AROUND ON THE GRASS WITHOUT APPENDAGES AND WHEN THE SNOW FALLS ARE NEVER ABLE TO RAISE THEIR VENOMOUS HEADS, I DISLIKE TOXIC EVIL PEOPLE. THEY ARE TOXIC IN EVERY SEASON AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED LIKE A PLAGUE…GOOD LUCK TO THEM IN FINDING A REAL MIRROR…WHICH IS NO DOUBT A SCIENTIFIC ENDEAVOR…HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE LOOKING INTO SOMEONE ELSE’S MIRROR TO SEE YOURSELF…WHEN ARE YOU GO TO LOOK INTO YOURS…IMAGINE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR AND FINDING A HEADLESS SELF OR SELF WITHOUT APPENDAGES OR ANATOMICALLY MUTILATED SELVES…TALK ABOUT SCIENTIFIC HORRORS…WE ALL KNOW NASA NEW YORK TIMES GOT THE BOOKS OF HORRORS AND TERRORS…:

JACK THE BLOODY RIPPER…

MY READERS, WHEN SOMETHING POPS INTO MY MAYBE WATCH LATER, I CONSIDER IT’S INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT BASED ON THE INTELLIGENCE DISTINCTION OF THE LAST POST. IT SO TURNS OUT THAT AFTER THE DISCUSSION ON VAMPIRE BLOOD SUCKERS THIS MORNING AND THE REASONING BEHIND MY INTELLIGENCE CLASSIFICATION, A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT JACK THE RIPPER FROM CLOWN TV IS WORTHY OF A WATCH. HERE I ASK YOU WHAT THE HELL JACK THE RIPPER IS DOING!? SINCE I LACK INTELLIGENCE ABSOLUTELY, I DONT KNOW. SO WE MUST ASK HARVARD, CAMBRIDGE, OXFORD, NASA, NEW YORK TIMES, GOOGLE, AMAZON AND THE REST OF THE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP US KNOW WHAT THE F**K JACK THE RIPPER IS DOING!? MY READERS, THE DOCUMENTARY. AND A SCREENSHOT OF THE DOCUMENTARY I COULDNT RESIST. SO, MY READERS, YOU ARE UNLIKE ME I AM SURE. YOU HAVE INTELLIGENCE. WHAT THE FUCK IS JACK THE RIPPER DOING:!?

INTELLIGENCE: WHAT I LACK…A DISTINCTION…

SOMETIMES, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FEAR MORE. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE, ALL TYPES OF THE SO-CALLED INTELLIGENCE ARE EXTINCT FROM ME(PHILOSOPHY FIRST FOR ME NO DOUBT). SO THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF INTELLIGENCE

1)INTELLIGENCE THAT SEEKS TRUTH AND REALITY FOR THE PURPOSES OF THE HUMAN CONDITION

2)INTELLIGENCE FOR THE PURPOSE OF THE ARTIFICIAL CONDITION ATTACHED TO HUMANITY, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, ENTERTAINMENT (IT), AND THE REST OF THE DICKPICKS GOOGLE AMAZON NONSENSICAL SHIT…SHIT…

3)INTELLIGENCE FOR THE PURPOSES OF OPPRESSION STEMMING FROM 2.

NOW, MY READERS, IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT THAT 3 CAN STEM FROM 2 BUT 3 CAN NOT STEM FROM 1.

ALSO, MY READERS, MY ANALYSIS OF INTELLIGENCE IS MAINLY FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. YOU COULDNT ASK ME WHAT INTELLIGENCE IS BECAUSE MY READERS, I DONT HAVE ANY. I AM NO DOUBT AN UNINTELLIGENT INFERIOR UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN. MY READERS, I FIND THAT I LACK INTELLIGENCE ABSOLUTELY. THERE IS NO INTELLIGENCE UP HERE. INTELLIGENCE KEEPS REASSURING ME THAT I DONT HAVE IT. WHERE IT AT TO SHOW YOU WHAT INTELLIGENCE #2(MOTHER OF #3)LOOKS LIKE. I DONT GOT IT. I’M SURE:

VAMPIRE BLOOD CLINIC CLOSES SHOP…

SO SOON!?THIS FAT MARIJUANA, CRACK, HEROIN, COCAINE, VAMPIRE BLOOD DRUG ADDICT COMMITTED A CRIME THIS MORNING AND IF NOT BECAUSE I NEITHER HAD TIME NOR TRUST THE POLICE SHE SHOULD BE IN JAIL. I HATE GIVNG MY TIME TO THOUGHTLESS PEOPLE. WHAT AM I TALKING TO THEM ABOUT!? CRIMES AND DEGENERACY SPREAD FASTER THAN LIFE AND LOVE. AND I AM ALMOST SURE SHE HAS BEEN TO JAIL BEFORE. ONLY A MENTALLY DEGENERATE DRUG ADDICT WILL GO AROUND TRYING TO HARM PEOPLE WHO DONT HURT THEM FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASONS. ONLY THOSE SORT OF PEOPLE HARRAS. CRAZY THOUGHT, WITH THEIR VAMPIRE DRUG CLINIC CLOSING, THEIR RELAPSE EVENTS WILL PROBABLY GET WORSE…I SUSPECT…ALWAYS BE RELAPSING…

BLOOD ON VAMPIRE DRIVE…

MY READERS, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT VAMPIRE BLOOD DRIVE WASNT TRUE, THAT IT IS A PHANTOM OF SOME FOOL’S IMAGINATION. BUT THAT IDIOTIC YELLOW WOMAN WHO DROVE TOWARDS ME IN THE SNOW ASKING TO DRIVE ME UP THE HILL IS ALSO A RESIDENT OF VAMPIRE DRIVE. DONT WORRY THEY ARE ALSO MENTALLY RETARDED AND LACK VITAL INTELLIGENCE FACULTIES. THE #1 EXISTENTIAL VAMPIRE PARODY OF LIFE (AN ABSOLUTE NONEXISTENTIAL AT 79, 29 AND OTHER 9SES, TALKING ABOUT THE NO GOOD FAT UPON NO GOOD FAT GENE) DRINKER OF VAMPIRE BLOOD TO FEEL AND FAKE YOUNG IS CHINA. PLASMA IS A CLEAR YELLOWISH LIQUID CONTAINING PROTEIN. IF YOU ARE YET UNSURE ABOUT VAMPIRE DRIVE, JUST LOOK HOW PLASMA IS HARVESTED:

Plasma is collected through plasmapheresis, during which whole blood is removed, plasma is collected, and remaining blood components are returned to the donor.

THE DEGENERATE REUPTAKE…

YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT SCIENTISTS GAVE UP ON MOSQUITOES WHEN THEY MADE VIAGRA…GENE EDITING SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED THERE…BECAUSE STRICTLY SPEAKING MY READERS, MALE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION IS NATURALLY INCURABLE…AND NO DOUBT THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF FOR THAT…IF GENE EDITING WERE TO BE EFFECTIVE…IT SHOULD FIRST BE USED AND TESTED FOR CANT WORK WONT WORK SHITHELLERS IN THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT…AND HERE IS WHERE THE REAL SCIENCE QUESTIONS BEGIN…WHERE THE HELL IN THEIR WORTHLESS SHITHELL IS THEIR NATURAL ENVIRONMENT…DEGNERACIES ARE NOT MODIFIERS…FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE TO THE CORE…WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU’RE DOING IN YOUR FAKE ENVIRONMENT DONT IMAGINE IT IN Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE. FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE YO THE CORE. WHERE IS YOUR REUPTAKE!? DEGENERATE LOWLIFES? WHERE IT AT, LET’S DO THE REAL SHIT SCIENCE BEFORE I PUKE(GOSH I GENUINELY HATE FAKE EVIL PEOPLE. I WILL RATHER BE THOROUGHLY DISLIKED, THE WRITE OR THINK NONTRUTH. AS DISLIKING ME QUALIFIES THEM AS THE FALSEHOOD THEY ARE.):

ON FATE, REALITY, AND WORTHWHILE EXPECTATIONS…

IF I WERE TO WRITE A PHYSICS OR MATHEMATICS LITERATURE, MY READERS, IT WILL BE IN THE LEAST, MOST IMPORTANT THAT I AM ABLE TO EXPLAIN WHAT WAS WRONG TO THE FOOLISH EVEN IF THE FOOLISH MAY NOT NECESSARILY UNDERSTAND HOW I GOT TO MY CONCLUSION OR SOLVE THE PROBLEM…IF I CANNOT DO THAT THEN I WILL LACK ALL INHERENT NATURAL EXPECTATION AND PURPOSE…I WILL BE LIKE A DRAGMAN WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SWIM AND CANNOT SWIM BUILDING A DRAGON BOAT TO GO TO SEA AND LIVE OUT HIS LIFE…NOTHING THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE KNOWS WRONGNESS…ONLY REALITY CAN BE WRONGED…THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION MY THINKING SCIENCE FICTION READERS WHO DO NOT READ THOUGHTLESS NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS, IS, ‘AT WHOSE EXPENSE, ON WHAT EXPENSE IS IDYLLIC IRREALITY MADE REAL…!?’

THE TEXAN PARTY…

MY READERS, LOOK WHO IS CHANGING THEIR YUNES ANOTHER ONE MORE TIME. THE EVOLUTIONIST WITH DOCTORATES IN NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATHY IN SCIENCE. IT TURNS OUT THEY MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. THE BIG BANG DIDNT TAKE TAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS TO MAKE THOSE ORGANIC FORMATIONS OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME, JAMES WATSON (PROSTITUTING STRIPPING GENETIC SCIENTIST), GREEN PLANTING RACIST CHINA, KANGAROO AUSTRALIANS, THE WIZARD ENGLISHMAN, THE THE IGNORANT RACISTS WHO PROGRESS LIES, THEFT, MURDER, RAPE ACCORDING TO THE DEGENERATIVE TOXIC THEORIES OF PREFERENTIAL RACISM THEY CALL EVOLUTION DID NOT TURN INTO MONKIES OVER MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS AS THE DEGENERATES CLAIM. THEY TURNED INTO MONKIES OVERNIGHT!? WHAT. GENIUSES DEGENERATE EVOLUTIONISTS HAVE BECOME. MONKEY READING BY MONKIES SURE ARE THE BEST…READING MORE NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS MAKE YOU MORE OF THE MONKEY YOU WANNA BE FOR YOUR MONKEY FUTURE… I TELL YOU WHAT!? WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU ARE BANGING FOR YOU DEGENERATE MONKEY FUTURE, YOU BETTER NOT BE BANGING THEM IN Day’s primary genepool. OR NEGATIVE SPACE…GO TO TEXAS…THE BIG BANG IS A TEXAN SPECIALTY…TEXAS SURE KNOWS HOW TO HOST A PARTY IN NEW ORLEANS…

NOT EVEN BEGUN…

EVIL AND DEGENERACY CAN TRY TO HIDE NO DOUBT BUT THOSE SHIT HAVE TO HIDE OUT, OUTSIDE Day. I HATE EVIL. SCHRODINGER’S CAT SHIT SHIT HELL HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN…SCIENTISTS HIGH ON CRACK COCAINE AND FENTANYL SURE CAN SMOKE LSD AND WEED AT THE SAME TIME…THEY START SEEING AMAZING THINGS LIKE IT COME ALIVE IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES. SMART THING I KNOW BOTH THE SCIENCE AND THE PHILOSOPHY(MAINLY PHILOSOPHY)ASSOCIATED WITH THIS. SCIENTISTS CAN BE SO DUMBASS. FOR INSTANCE, REMEMBER THAT IT’S SPECIALTY IS EATING FAKE EVIL SHITHEADED CHILDREN. HE ALSO EATS DELICACIES HE MAY FIND DELIGHTFUL. IF SCIENTISTS CANT FIND THEIR HIGH ON DRUG SCHRODINGER’S CATS IN THE FUTURE MAKE A WIDE GUESS WHO ATE THOSE WORTHLESS THOUGHTLESS THINGS. WHERE IT AT TO SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN:

A HELPFUL CLUE FOR THE NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATH…

HEY, NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATHS, A HELPFUL CLUE. WONT WANT YOU TO MISS A THING. I KNOW NATURAL SCIENCE IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT WHEN YOU CAN MAKE BILLIONS WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SPEND IT ON PROSTITUTES AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, JUST A REMINDER AS YOU ARE PARKING IT OUT TO THE SUPERIOR SHITHELL DOWN THERE. NATURE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN FRACK WITH WHEN YOU CLEAR OUT TO THE SUPERIOR SIDE DO SO IN EVERY DIRECTION. YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD CUT OFF IN 2,3 PLACES PLACES IF YOU CAN AVOID THOSE MEGA UNINTELLIGENT FATE. HERE IS SOMETHING TO HELP YOU FURTHER OUT, OUT, OUT OUT AND DOWN. GLAD TO HELP YOU FURTHER OUT AND DOWN YOUR NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATHIC PRIDE:

THE IDIOTS…AND THEIR CRIME STORIES…

MY READERS, TRUST THEM TO BE THERE WHERE THE SCAM IS AT. THE DARK BLACK MAN IS THE EXTREME OPPOSITE OF Day, YET THE UNDENIABLY RELATIVE to her. WHOEVER IS THAT DELIBERATE UNINTELLIGENT SCIENTIST WHO CAN MISTAKE THOSE TWO FOOLS FOR Day!? WHO IS THE DEGENERATE TOXIC WORTHLESS THOUGHTLESS LOWLIFE WHO BELIEVES THOSE TWO FOOLS OVER ME!? MY READERS, DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOVIE BLADE. WELL, ONE THING IS TRUE ABOUT IT. SNIPES IS A DAYWALKER(Day IN CRASHNICK is a bonafide daywalker. NEVER THE SAME), HALF HUMAN, HALF VAMPIRE OR AS I CHOSE TO CALL HIM WHEN I REFER TO KOFI ANAN, ‘THE DEADEST MAN ALIVE’. HE, BLADE IS THE EXTREME OPPOSITE OF Day IN THE SAME POOL AT THE EXTREME END TOWARDS THE EVENING. SO I CANNOT BE FOOLED ABOUT NATURE OUTSIDE ME. LADIES, PROSTITUTES, GOLDDIGGERS, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, DONT THINK ABOUT GETTING OVER HIM. YOU’RE ALL VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, ZOMBIES AND THE REST OF THOSE. DONT COME NEAR Day’s primary genepool AND NEGATIVE SPACE FOR SHIT. HE IS THE REASON Day’s PATHOLOGY OF CRIME IS NATURAL, SCIENTIFIC AND ABSOLUTE. YOU CANT FRACK WITH IT. IT’S CRAZY THAT ACTOR PAID THEM TO BEAT HIM WHEN HE’S ALREADY DOWN. WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME ALREADY DEFICIENT. THOSE TWO IDIOTS SHOULD BE ARRESTED, MY READERS, NOT BECAUSE THEY BEAT THE FOOL BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE TRESPASSING. THEY ARE CRIMINAL EVIL TRESPASSERS JUST LIKE THAT CAUCASIAN FOOL. AND NO DOUBT BONAFIDE IDIOTS. ONLY a female CAN EXIST IN Day’s primary genepool AND NEGATIVE SPACE(THE MOST DANGEROUS SPACE ON EARTH)…AND DAYWALKER IS NO daywalker, MY READERS. daywalker as Day in CRASHNCK IS MUCH MORE DANGEROUS THAN DAYWALKER IN BLADE. YOU’VE NEVER MET daywalker IN CRASHNICK. NASA GOT THE SUCKASS-I-AM-THOUGHTLESS-FOOL READ MY MIND VERSION. GO BUY IT THERE. MY READERS, DAYWALKER IN BLADE(I BELIEVE IT IS A TRINITY. AWESOME MOVIE. SNIPE IS NO DOUBT A KICKASS IN IT):