SOMETHING FAKE (SF!)

HYDRAENA SKALE exemplifies some things as Day in the book CRASHNICK. It is that every step of the way, its trying to GET RID of something FAKE. It is so TINY Day can step on it, and unlike Day, HYDRAENA SKALE is not a KILLER. But that thing the insect is trying to get rid of is so fake, I can believe it is otherwordly, you know like ANGELS, which in my world as well as Day’s are as a matter of fact, DEMONS. There is a hell of a lot to learn from HYDRAENA SKALE. A reminder my readers that 5/1 all current $65 books hike to $100. 

THE CALL!

Once upon a SHIT TIME my readers, some RACIST DEGENERATE called that we should all be FEMINISTS. And some smart person replied, “YOU’RE RIGHT. ALL MONKEYS SHOULD!” :

ANGELS ARE DEMONS (A TRUE CRIME BOOK!)

My readers, there is that TRUE CRIME book called ANGELS ARE DEMONS. It’s written by none other than HYDRAENA SKALE in that SHITHELL down there. IN my world this book is UNREADABLE but in NASA’S WORLD it is NASA RECOMMENDED and on the NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST. Now, how you can be reading this book and not be a BONAFIDE IDIOT, you’re going to have to ask your yourself. Meanwhile 5/1 all current $65 books hike to $100. Don’t forget to get a copy signed at the nearest NASA SPACE STATION by the IMMACULATE AMAZING AUTHOR HYDRAENA SKALE:

THE MOVIE!

I like that movie my readers, that one where all the RICH IMPORTANT and SUPERIOR PEOPLE live in the CEMETERY. That movie is FUNNY my readers, too FUNNY! Of course there’s MOVIE unless that is you have been able to read PLANET19 in its entirety by reading my mind. Then you probably really don’t understand the GREATER IRONY in this post. Some people are so SUPERIOR they can read minds. AMAZING!

In THE MIDST!

Here is where you try very hard to tell yourself they’re not IDIOTS! AND KEEP TRYING! And if you try hard enough in the midst of this SHIT, you’ll find W20! And you thought IDIOCY is just for MEN!

DO YA!?

Do you ever wonder if you’ll ever stop counting sweet nothings and imagining them sweet and real!? Do ya!? Maybe “THE MONKEY SCIENTISTS” have answers. Of course you can ask them. THEY READ MINDS! 5/1 all the books currently $65 hike to $100. DEWLOGIC.

RATHER THAN!

Do you know my readers, that I will rather survive an apocalyptic state with a MONKEY than RAPISTS and CRIMINALS!? GENUINE people are extremely hard to find and I can most definitely survive solitude  so who to survive with but a MONKEY!? Animals are best for apocalypse now or whenever. But I have to wonder if its gonna eat me alive when it gets hungry so its better small. I pick them small so I can search for SCRATCH and SCRAPS (S&S) to feed it as we co-survive. Won’t pick a GORILLA or anything like that. My readers! You better believe it! Hee’s one i found the other day while searching for photos. SO CUTE:!

HOWEVER CAN THEY!!?

I HATE PALM TREES my readers. Yes HATE! And i know this because i have all my seasons with me and I am well aware of their locations. I hate PALM TREES the same way I hate SENSELESS ADS. Hey, PROGRESSIVES, anyone who can BANISH these USELESS ADS is truly PROGRESSIVE. How can they? When their PROGRESS moves as the CRUEL SOUL OF MONEY? HOWEVER CAN THEY!!? IMPOSSIBLE SHIT!

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

My readers, someone was saying today that the so called LIBERAL PROGRESSIVES should start reading outside their BUBBLES. And I’m thinking, “START READING!?” They’re WAY BEHIND WITH THEIR BUBBLE and with the UNREADABLE ROMANCE they call SCIENCE FICTION, it’s all TOO FUNNY! This POST is one of such CERTAINTY of it! MEN are the IDIOTS who write ROMANCE and pretend it’s SCIENCE FICTION. I know this absolutely because I don’t take X’s out. Who else is out their writing those UNREADABLE SHIT and calling it SCIENCE FICTION!? MEN! And of course those “WOMEN” with them who in no possible world can be me. You better believe it. If not, you’re certainly an IDIOT! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! CRASHNICK is an INEVITABLE ridiculously serious book to come! One I’m personally looking forward to writing. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! BUBBLE READING; what a PROGRESSIVE THING!?

The HYDRASKALE COVER!

My readers I wanted to set a new cover for QUEAN and LIGHTRIDER so I thought of SKALE not in the way you probably would. And when i found the picture I needed, i knew something else was missing so I went looking for the INSECT. And thus I found it. Every protrusion from its body amounts to 10. And its name was HYDRAENA SKALE, you can’t mistake it for HYENAS the same way you won’t mistake HYENAS for SNAKES. SNAKES are SUPER disgusting to me. Better to be HYENAS than HYDRAENA SKALE. Better to be HYDRAENA SKALE than to be a SNAKE! If what you’ve been reading is SHIT, what you’ve been told are perpetual lies even you will know it. And I never just tell in my work. My readers , the Insect I am about to show you is named HYDRAENA HILLARYI SKALEHere it is:

FETCH, DREAD and other NEWS!

My readers, substance is indeed important to me so that bulk will not be the only increment. FRIGID and WRETCHED gets paired, CELL and RECOIL makes DREAD, and THE COMMUNAL ESTATE gets both substance and bulk in the new packages. 51 6 dyas from todya all previous books updated and the new books will hike from $65 to $100. DEWLOGIC. Here are the books and their covers will follow:

HYDRASKALE

THE COMMUNAL ESTATE

FETCH

DREAD

TRANSDUCED

UNFUSSED

THE COVERS:

The Humor in Mathematical Paradigms!

In these days of toil and turmoil little affects me as my books are with me, come what may hardships or whatever. Things are getting FUNNIER and FUNNIER. Did you hear about that one, and the other one! Anyways, my readers, today is the 20th which makes today 6 days from the hike commemorating the MANSON ASS KISSERS. And to further commemorate FANTASTIC ASSES and those who kiss it, more books package for substantial delivery are priced at $65 to hike in 6 days  5/1 to $100. You know we gotta commemorate today 6 days. It was 11 days before, now today the 20th, it’s 6 days away. The HUMOR in MATHEMATICAL PARADIGMS! TOO MUCH! AMAZING! But it ain’t no ROCKET SCIENCE. It was eleven days before. Now its six day away. More books for the KISS ASS commemoration a little later. DEWLOGIC.

NEVER!

That there is no future for me with them is the understatement of the century. Be it Ingram, be it Google, be it Amazon, be it Lulu, or any of them, there is nothing good with them for me, not now, not ever. The more i write and retain the right to be the publisher, the better my future. There is no good with them period. NEVER! And I have proof. Look down: