Is it true my readers that sometimes the ZOO usually have ANIMAL SHOWCASES!?

There are two animals to show today my readers and today being 3/30/16 I will let you be the judge if it is FUNNY or how funny it is. I find it VERY FUNNY my readers. Maybe SCIENTISTS can help solve this problem. Ya think!? Today the HYENA and the STALKING LYNX:

I sometimes allow foolishness to happen without saying anything because that adds to the future value of my work. It’s all too FUNNY really. Isn’t IT my readers!?

You don’t know DISPLACEMENT my readers, until you’ve displaced the GREEK. HORRIBLE UNTHINKABLE CRIMES comes after that. REMEMBER that Impossible HOLLYWOOD Movie where they took a GREEK GOD and made HORRIBLE MOVIE out of HIM. They created some impossible height for him to fall in love with some impossible woman. Well, my readers there is no possible world in which THOR is BLONDE!

My readers, THE SUPERIORS are something else. They thought it was a leggings problem; that was yesterday.  And now they must find out they also have a shoe problem. What are they going to do then!? Ban shoes on planes!? Did somebody say ARMAGEDDON!? It’s TOO FUNNY not to be FUNNY; THE ARMAGEDDONIAN ESTATES! They make these numbers up, and they have no idea what the numbers represent or is it that they think they do!? SUPERIORS, they know EVERYTHING, don’t they!? Anyways, my readers, the SUPERIORS are something else, meet the SUPERIORS one more time today. LOOK DOWN, ALL THE WAY DOWN, ALL THE WAY! I’m telling ya it’s way down there:!?

I swear my readers when researchers wonder about MORTALITY rates, and people commuting suicides, doing drugs and horrible crimes and such, I only wonder if they didn’t mean to address MORALITY. I wonder how the HELL EVIL people sleep at night!?

My readers the latest leggings ban on airplanes is not as tragic as it is funny. AERONAUTICS dumbing it down under a rock and claiming something , I don’t know what. If you there is nowhere else to hide your NONE MOVEMENT, I mean, MOVEMENT and PROGRESS, why wouldn’t UNDER A ROCK or BETWEEN ROCKS be the best place. You SHOULD have read PLANET 19. ALL MY COVERS are IRONIC. They never tell you what’s in the book. CLEARLY, if you LOOK all the way DOWN, you can see, ALL THE WAY DOWN UNDER THE ROCK!:!

Complaining there is no SCIENCE FICTION book to read is too PATHETIC not to be FUNNY. It’s like complaining there is no TV to watch. TOO FUNNY not to be PATHETIC. Did you check the NEW YORK TIMES HIT LIST. I won’t read a thing they recommend but it’s TOO FUNNY not to recommend. Have you ever wondered my readers, why ROMANCE books are a dime a dozen with no SCIENCE FICTION book to read.

The BLONDE is deluded mainly because the SHITGIRLS are deluded. That makes 6.

There should e a MOVIE called MONSTROSITY’S ATROCITIES TO PROVE THAT MOVIES MAKE SHIT SENSE!

IDIOTS setting fire to their HAIR are the STUPIDEST! IDIOTS who say you can are no doubt RETARDED! What FIRE!? What HAIR!?I won’t bother to ask “what FOOLS!?”

Many people think “OBAMACARE” is a worse term than ACA, but I reckon my readers that ACA is much WORSE. The first A is projected so anyone can seemingly afford it. It is the last A that is most AWEFUL, “ACT!” It is absolutely a false plague. Can’t happen at all.

IGNORANCE never ceases to amaze me with CRAP it imagines as SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE, so  I learned to hold my silence as I can not be SHUT UP. Until I am that certain author and publisher, not one good or usable word comes out of me.

There should be a pre-warning sensation to a NUMBING, some pre-formation innervation so to speak. This is where you wonder what I may be talking about; sensation never come with notes or dosage prescriptions. If the contrary were so you should be able to read the EVIL before it happens. This is when you remember the INGENIOUS IDEAS of DOUBLETHINK and TRIPLETHINK and thus, you can make the impossible happen.

RESURRECTION DECONSTRUCTED in SPOOF! No DOUBT. Not to talk of what happens in CRASHNICK! The best of NASA can’t undo it with them as CHEETAHS, I mean CHEATERS streaming the upper wavelength of the NOTHINGSPHERE. Wavelengths of unthinkable crimes follows religion my readers. That it is time to face the REDNESS of JESUS is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You can choose to be ignorant forever but you can not choose reactions. And some reactions are indeed worse than others. I heard the word, “BABY” and I immediately thought “GANGSTAS PARADISE.” “Can’t hear the BLAH BLAH BLAH BABY, you’re in GANGSTAS’ PARADISE.” It’s true I am an unknown because, “Can’t hear you call my name BABY, you’re in GANGSTAS’ PARADISE.” “I can’t hear the sound so LOUD BABY! Can’t hear you call my name BABY! YOU’RE IN GANGSTAS’ PARADISE!”

My readers, HERE is what I said yesterday at the same time. HERE is what i said 5 days ago. In “CRIME OF THE FUTURE” I did not make a mistake with the words “COMMUTING A CRIME.” The news lately sure gives an idea. And no doubt, such animals like HYENAS do not commute CRIMES. It takes a much worse animal. You commute crimes with HYUNDAIS and HONDAS and SUCH. And with DRIVER-LESS CARS in the works for NASA’S future, such crimes are not at the peak of their evolution yet. I know what you’re thinking my readers. If the RICH FOLKS of SILICON VALLEY want to “GET OUTTA TOWN,” which car will they drive out!? That’s what you’re thinking my smart readers. Now I feel like hiking the price of PLANET 19 again.

Proving it’s better to be HYENAS than to be SNAKES. TRUE EASTERNERS, LOOK AT HOW CUTE:!

THE FRAUD GOES HERE!

CLEARLY my readers, if you can believe two contradictory things at the same time, you can believe three contradictory things at the same time.

Dear ADD DICTIONARY, OOOPS, I broke the rule of the DOUBLETHINK. I just did a TRIPLETHINK , and that’s a TPT! Of course I can. JUST DID!  BELIEVINF THREE CONTRADICTORY THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. TRIPLE THOUGHTLESSNESS YOU SAY!? My readers you just keep reading those NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERS. OF course you’re IDIOTS!