HOLY MOLY DEALS AND DOES DRUGS…
Author: ade ronke
THE SAGA OF THE SHIT. MATE MATE SHIT EXOSKELETAL MACHINE…
MY READERS, THE SNAKES, OOPS I MEAN THE SUPERIORS ARE SOMETHING ELSE… I TELL YOU WHAT… YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING THAT SHIT MATE OF SHIT EXOSKELETON IN Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. THEY DON’T WORK NATURALLY… AT ALL… NOW THEY CREATED A THING THAT’S GONNA HELP PEOPLE WHO DON’T WORK WORK… YOU KNOW SNAKES… I MEAN MEN MADE THAT SHIT BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO CALL A MACHINE THAT HAS NO NATURAL CAPACITY TO WORK, “MATE.” SO I TELL YOU WHAT ONE MORE TIME. YOU BETTER NOT BE MATING THAT MATE SHIT EXOSKELETON IN Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. YOU BETTER BE DOING IT IN THE RED POOL WHERE APPLEBEE’S SELLS DOLLAR ZOMBIES… WHAT MAN IN HIS SANE MIND WHO IS A GEEK WON’T BE OVER THERE WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ARE… I’LL TELL YOU WHAT AGAIN ONE MORE TIME… YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING THAT SHIT MATE MATE SHIT EXOSKELETON IN Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE…MY READERS… THE SUPERIORS… THEIR SHITHE’LL JUST BEGAN…
DOLLAR ZOMBIES AT APPLEBEES…
MY READERS, APPLEBEES IS JUST SO HILARIOUS RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO SHARE THEIR NEW DOLLAR ZOMBIE. NOW, I DON’T GO THERE MUCH COS I CAN NOT AFFORD THEIR DOLLAR ZOMBIE ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OFF THE USELESS OBAMACARE I CAN’T AFFORD…AND I AM TOO UGLY TO GET A ZOMBIE BOYFRIEND…WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO!? THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE THIS UGLY AND GET A ZOMBIE BILLIONAIRE, MILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND(THOSE USELESS THINGS SHOULD COME LABELLED WITH “FOR BEAUTIFUL ZOMBIES ONLY,”) IS IF I GET LUCKY. SUCH, APPLEBEES, IF I EVER GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET ONE OF THOSE LAZY ASS CREEPY THINGIES…I’LL BE DOWN THERE FOR ONE OF THOSE DOLLAR ZOMBIES. IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT’S EYES DOWN THERE!? OH APPLEBEES…AND IT COSTS A ZOMBIE DOLLAR…NOW, WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GET A ZOMBIE DOLLAR, SO I CAN HAVE ME ONE OF THOSE APPLEBEES DOLLAR ZOMBIES…:!?

OF FLATWORMS…THE SCC… OOPS SEC…AND OTHER THOUGHTLESS SCIENCE STORIES….
MY READERS, HE YAP YAPPING ABOUT THE SECURITY CIRCUIT COMMISSION… WAIT… THAT’S THE FCC… I MEAN SCC… SECURITY SHORT CIRCUIT COMMISSIONS… HE CALLS THEM THE SEC BUT I CAN’T GET THE MIDDLE “E” WORD CORRECTLY. I AM NOT THAT SMART BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET THE MIDDLE WORD A SHIT HOLE BURNS ITSELF UP… AND I AM LIKE HOW COME EINSTEIN DIDN’T EXPLAIN THIS SHIT IN HIS THEORIES… I MEAN HOW CAN ANYONE MISS THIS SHIT… MY READERS IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SHIT IS INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT HOW ABOUT I FILL IN THE GAPS WITH GRAPHICS BEFORE THE SHITHOLE BURNS WHILE THINKING HE’S GOING INTO A WORMHOLE… WHAT A RETARD… ANYWAYS, HERE IS THE FLATWORM IN ACTION EXPLAINING SOME OF WHAT A GENIUS INCOHERENTLY MISSED IN HIS THEORIES… THE FIRST THING Deergan did in ZERO SPACE WAS GO AGAINST HIM… I HAVE NOT REGRETTED IT SINCE… SOMETIMES IT IS THE HARM YOU DON’T KNOW YOU ARE CAUSING TO OTHERS THAT MATTER THE MOST. LOOK DOWN MY SMART READERS WHO DON’T READ NASA NEW YORK TIMES DEGENERATE EVIL THOUGHTLESS SHIT… CHECK OUT HOW A SHITHOLE BURNS ITSELF PRETENDING TO BE A WORMHOLE. THESE FLORIDA FLATWORMS ARE AMAZING:



SO MUCH IN THE NEWS TODAY…
SO MUCH IN THE NEWS TODAY MY READERS. NOBEL SHIT PRIZE GIVEN TO RAPE ACTIVISTS…THOUGHTLESS STUFF…I MEAN WHAT DO YOU GIVE TO VICTIMS. IT’S SO WORTHLESS ITS LIKE GIVING A TERRIBLE SCIENTIST WHO CLIMBS A WORTHLESS PALM TREE ALL NIGHT TO FIGHT SLAVERY, FINDS NONE ONLY TO FALL BACK TO WORTHLESSNESS IN THE MORNING A NOBLE PRIZE. THAT THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT SHOULD BE BURNED. THE ONLY NEWS WORTHY ABOUT THE NOBEL PRIZE RECENTLY IS THAT A SCIENTISTS WHO ONCE GOT IT HAD TO SELL IT TO PAY HIS MEDICAL BILLS DIES AT AGE 96. NOW THAT’S SCIENTIFIC. ALSO IN THE NEWS, A 23 YEAR OLD BRITISH MAN DIED AFTER BEING BITTEN BY A SEA SNAKE IN AUSTRALIA…ALL KINDS OF SHIT HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA…THEY ARE NOT EVEN ON THE MAP OF THE WORLD…ALSO IN THE NEWS, A LOT OF COMPANIES DESERVES THIS KIND OF EMPLOYEE. THEY TRULY DO. THE 29 YEAR OLD IS SO INNOCENT AND SUCH A GOOD EMPLOYEE, HE STOLE $400G WITHOUT MUCH NOTICE. HE’S SUCH A GOOD EMPLOYEE ISN’T HE NOW MY SMART READERS!? ALSO IN THE NEWS, BETTE MIDDLER IS TALKING INCOHERENTLY AND THAT’S NOT BIG DEAL REALLY BECAUSE WHEN YOU SPEND, ALL YOUR LIFE BEING LIED TO ABOUT BEING IN Day”s primary genepool AND NEGATIVE SPACE ONLY TO FIND YOU’RE ACTUALLY IN THE RED POOL, SAME POOL AS HITLER AND SUCH THE NARCISSISTS, PSYCHOPATH, SOCIOPATH LIKES, THESE THINGS CAN BE TERRIFYING… AND INCOHERENT THINGS GET SAID… THAT’S ALL…NO BIG DEAL… WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER INVADE FLORIDA DESPITE THE PYTHONS AND OTHER SNAKES, THE IGUANAS, LOT LIZARDS, AND SUCH, THE FLATWORM…SO AMAZING I HAVE DECIDED TO ARCHIVE IT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE YAP YAPPING…THAT’S NEXT…
THE SPECIALTY OF SNAKES…
THE SUPERIORS ARE SOMETHING ELSE AREN’T THEY NOW…!? MY READERS, SNAKE CATCHER REMOVED 5 PYTHONS OUT OF THE ATTIC AND THERE MAY BE MORE… HOLD ON MY READERS LET ME PUKE…THEIR SHIT HELL JUST BEGAN… THEY’LL BE TRAVELLING WITH SHIT NOTHING, SLEEPING AROUND WITH ABSOLUTELY SHIT NOTHING… YAP… YAP… YAPPING ABSOLUTELY SHIT NOTHING AND MORE SHIT… YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR SPECIALTY IS!? DOING SHIT DEGENERATE SCIENCE AND MALTREATING INNOCENCE… THEIR SHITHE’LL JUST BEGAN…
THE NEW KILL FAKE PEOPLE DEAD FLATWORMS…
FLORIDA HARBORS ALL KINDS OF STUFF AND FAKE AND STUFF, SNAKES, IGUANAS, PYTHONS AND MORE STUFFED ANIMALS BUT THE NEW GUINEE FLATWORMS ARE SOMETHING ELSE. THEY REPRODUCE WITHOUT A MATE AND THEY SURE CAN KILL FAKE PEOPLE. THEY CAN KILL FAKE PEOPLE COMPLETELY DEAD. THAT TINY MY READERS AND THEY KILL FAKE PEOPLE COMPLETELY DEAD. YOU GOTTA LOVE THOSE FLATWORMS. WHERE THE HELL IS FLORIDA ON THE MAP AGAIN!? OOPS YEAH… IN HELL… THAT’S WHY THEY GOT PYTHONS, LOT LIZARD AND MORE. BUT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE MY READERS, NOTHING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN THOSE FLATWORMS… BEST ADVICE IS NOT TO TOUCH THEM OR PRETEND YOU HAVE THEM… WHO IN THEIR SANE MINDS PRETEND TO HAVE THOSE DANGEROUS FLATWORMS…!?
OF SNAKES AND ROSES…
MY READERS, HAVE NOTICED NOWADAYS, THE CASE OF SNAKES EVERYWHERE. SNAKES IN THE FAKE… OOPS I MEAN SNAKES… OOPS I MEAN PLANES, SNAKES IN THE CAR ENGINE, SNAKES IN THE KITCHEN…AND I AM THINKING Deergan MUST BE THROWING SHIT DOWN THAT DON’T WORK. THEY BE CRAWLING AROUND LIKE CREEPS BUT DON’T WORK… Deergan in ZERO SPACE KEEPS THROWING THOSE BALLS TWO AT TIME INTO SPACE TO BECOME SPLATTER MATTER. IF YOU ASKED HER WHY, I AM SURE SHE WILL TELL YOU, “I DON’T NEED THESE USELESS BALLS THAT DON’T WORK.” THE MOST HORRIBLE ASPECT OF PRIVILEGED SCIENCE IS WHEN MISTAKES MADE ARE USED TO MAKE FURTHER MISTAKES BY PROVISION… I MEAN WHO IN THEIR REASONED SCIENTIFIC MIND BELIEVES THE CHINESE COMPANY “ZTE” HAS ANY SCIENTIFIC REALITY…!? RAISE YOUR THOUGHTLESS HEAD LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE SCIENTISTS… GO AHEAD… TALK ABOUT THE REALITIES OF SNAKES AND RSES OVERCOMING THE SKIES… YES IT IS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY THOUGHTLESS… AND UH OH, LET’S NOT FORGET THE IMPOSSIBLE HERMAPHRODITE THEY CALL “XYZ.”… THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER STEAL… JUST DON’T DO IT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T NATURALLY ACHIEVE IT… NOW, HERE IS THE NOT-HERMAPHRODITE KOFI ANAN… NO ROSES THERE…MY SMART READERS, FIND OUT IF THERE IS ANY, A “Z” IN THIS PICTURE. IF YOU CAN’T FIND IT, WHY NOT!? (DON’T GET OUT OF Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE… STAY… WHY NOT… LIKE THE COOPER HEAD SNAKES YOU HAVE TWO HEADS… STAY…) :

ON IMPOSSIBILITIES AND THEIR INVERSES…
MY READERS, IT’S WAY TOO MUCH LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE INGENUINELY SCIENTIFIC, SO I HAVE TO SHARE IT. THE RUSSIANS, FULL OF SHITISES SHARING THIS WITH THE WORLD. WHY AM I SHARING THIS AS MUCH AS THEY ARE!? BECAUSE IT IS A MUCH BETTER MOVEMENT TO BEHOLD THAN JESSICA CHAMBERS WALKING OUT OF THE WOODS BURNED ALIVE FROM HEAD TO TOE. YOU DON’T HAVE TO SEE THOSE PICTURES, YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE IN PHYSICS, BUT YOU CAN IMAGINE THE OPPOSITE IMPOSSIBILITY OR RATHER INVERSE OF ANOTHER IMPOSSIBILITY. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT…
TOYSYDEADRUS AND OTHER STORIES…TAH…
OH TOYSDEADRUS WITH THE SCIENTIFIC NAME “TITANOSAUR ARGENTINOSAURUS HUINCULENSIS (TAH {AND YOU MAY ASSOCIATE IT WITH TOTAL ABDOMINAL HYSTEROCTOMY{NASA ASTRONAUT DISEASE(PLANET 19)})” OTHERWISE FORMALLY KNOWN AS TOYSRUS, EITHER WHICH WAY YOU’RE GOING, JUST DIE ALREADY…MY READERS, SO UNTENABLE, IMPOSSIBLY SMALL AND YET TOO UNBELIEVABLY BIG, 96.4 METRIC TONS, 106.3 SHORT TONS, 39.7 M AND 130 FT LONG…YOU’RE SO BIG TAH, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BOTHER COMING BACK TO LIFE TAH AND Day says hi TAH AND…NOPE…NOPE…NOPE…HELL TAH THE NOPE…MY READERS…IT’S ALL TOO MUCH FOR THIS LITTLE INFERIOR…TOO MUCH…TAH…
YAP… YAP… YAP…
GET THE HELL OUT OF Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE AND GET THE HELL TO JAIL. JAIL IS EXACTLY WHERE SHE BELONGS RUNNING AROUND WITH SHIT NOTHING BUT CATASTROPHE. ONLY. THOUGHTLESS UNINTELLIGENT MEN ARE LISTENING TO THAT SHIT… WHERE REAL MEN AT TO HAUL HER ASS TO JAIL… YAP… YAP… YAP…
NO DOUBT…
WHAT’S THE UPS USING 200 GUNS FOR!? MY READERS, THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH… NO DOUBT…
POST IT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE…
MY READERS, THE TESTIMONIES OF WITNESSES TELL OF HOW HORRIBLE JESSICA CHAMBERS LOOKED AFTER SHE WAS BURNED ALIVE. I THINK THE WORLD HAS A RIGHT TO SEE JUST HOW BADLY SHE WAS BURNED BECAUSE SHE COULD NEVER HAVE MANAGED THAT BURN ON HER OWN TERMS. FOR JESSICA CHAMBERS TO BURN, SHE HAD TO BE BURNED HORRIBLY. SHE’S A LESSON TO LEARN. SHE’S A LESSON TO LEARN THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER LIVE UP TO EVIL. NOT EVEN IF THAT EVIL IS SET UP BY A MURDEROUS RAPIST EVIL GOD EVERYONE BELIEVES IS GOOD. I REPEAT JESSICA CHAMBERS IS A LESSON, A VERY HARD LESSON TO BE LEARNED. IF YOU HAVE THE BURN PICTURES EVERYONE IS YUCKING ABOUT IN COURT, POST IT ONLINE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE. POST IT, FOR THE SAKE OF TRUTH OF JUSTICE AND OF THE ERADICATION OF EVIL POISONOUS SCIENCE PRACTICED BY RETARDED DEGENERATE LOWLIFES WHO CALL THEMSELVES SCIENTISTS. POST IT! PLEASE POST THE BURN PICTURES OF JESSICA CHAMBERS IF YOU HAVE IT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE… YOU WILL BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR…
OF LINES… AND THINGS…
MY READERS, WHILE THE BEAR WAS FALLING ON THE FOOLISH MAN WHO KILLED IT WHILE KNOWING HE WAS JUST AS UNINTELLIGENT IN PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS AS ME AS I HAPPEN TO NEED NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES TO READ MY MIND SO “THE WORDS” CAN BE WRITTEN DOWN. ANYWAYS MY READERS, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED WHILE THE BEAR WAS FALLING DOWN HORIZONTALLY ON THE HUNTER WHO KILLED IT… OF COURSE NOT, HE’S NOT STUPID… IS HE DEAD YET…!? WHILE THAT WAS HAPPENING YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE MY LUCK WHEN NASA READ MY MIND AND I FOUND OUT THAT THE TWO HEADED COPPERHEAD SNAKE HAS A REFLECTION LINE… IT IS A DISCOVERY THAT IS JARRING… THAT IS IT WILL MAKE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, LEAVE IT AJAR… AND SCREAM IT OUT LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE… OOPS SORRY MY READERS… A NOT SO QUIET OMISSION… I HAD TO WAIT FOR NASA TO READ MY MIND SO I CAN KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED, YOUR MOUTH WILL GO AJAR IN A QUIET PLACE AFTER YOU FIRST FIGURE OUT… SCIENTIFICALLY OF COURSE, WHERE THE MIRROR IS… USE THE. SNAKE’S PICTURE TO FIGURE ALL THESE OUT MY SMART READERS… :

WHEN CRIMES HAPPEN….
THE LAST TIME I CHECKED MY READERS, HARRASMENT IS HARRASMENT NO MATTER WHERE IT HAPPENS. WHETHER IT HAPPENS IN THE CHURCH OR IN THE LIBRARY OR WHETHER A TALL DARK BLACK MAN DID IT… OR A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE DID IT… AND NO DAYS IT SEEMS KANYE HAS MORE REAL FRIENDS THAN BLACK WOMEN HAVE HILLARY CLINTON… NO DOUBT MY READERS… IT’S SHOCKING…
UNIMAGINABLE!?
MY READERS, HE WON 19 MILLION DOLLARS, GOT THE BEAUTIFUL LADIES AND THE BENTLEYS AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, HE ROBBING BANKS… UNIMAGINABLE!? NOT. HOW DOES THAT EVER HAPPEN!? I DON’T KNOW MY READERS… I AM STILL TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THE OBAMACARE CURSE I CAN’T AFFORD TO INCUR…
OF NATURE AND HORIZONTAL IMPOSSIBILITIES…
MY READERS, AHAHAHAH POWOH… NO FURTHER COMMENTS… IS HE DEAD YET… OR FIGHTING FOR LIFE… OR SOMETHING OF THAT NATURE…? MY READERS YOU GOTTA WONDER IF HE SHOT THE BEAR VERTICALLY… OR FROM A SLANT POSITION… HE CERTAINLY COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT HORIZONTALLY… OR COULD HE…? IS HE DEAD YET…? TALK ABOUT NATURE AND HORIZONTAL IMPOSSIBILITIES…
TOO MANY…
My readers, yesterday I was just talking about the inability of the blonde to exist as WHO DEGENERATE SCIENTISTS AND IF COURSE THE JEW CLAIM SHE IS , UP UP THERE IN SOME LALA SHIT NONEXISTENT LAND, and how the burning of JESSICA CHAMBERS IN MISSISSIPPI PROVES THIS. MY READERS, EVERYTHING YOU ARE EXISTENTIALLY YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO PROVE SCIENTIFICALLY AND PAY THE PRICE FOR UNLESS YOU ARE A DEGENERATE SCIENTIST. AND I DID SAY THAT GOD IS DOWN THERE IN SHITHELL WITH ALL THE SUPERIOR MEN HE CREATED IN HIS OWN IMAGE, THE BLONDE ALONG WITH THEM. WELL, THAT’S BEEN PROVEN. MY READERS, GODBOLT, WILLIE CORY GODBOLT WENT ON A CRIME RAMPAGE AND KILLED 8 PEOPLE IN HIS PATH INCLUDING 2 POLICE OFFICERS IN MISSISSIPPI. GOD IS WHERE GODBOLT IS. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY BELIEVE THEY SHOULD BRING ALL THEIR SHITCRIMES INTO Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. I DON’T WANT THEM HERE. I AM NOT CRIMINAL MINDED AT ALL. MY READERS, DO YOU KNOW THAT AFTER BEING PERSECUTED FOR BEING PERSECUTED AND VICTIMIZED, I WAS UNWANTED, UNLOVED AND PENNILESS, I COULDN’T EVEN STEAL AN Apple? AN APPLE TO EAT. Days AND TIMES I STARVED ARE GLUED TO MY EXPERIENCES. THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T STEAL FROM SOMEONE ELSE. NOW, THIS IS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME THAT IF YOU CAN NOT HELP ME ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE NOT TO, YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE FROM ME WHAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU. AND THAT IS WHY IF I PAY A PENNY FOR OBAMACARE, I WILL BE REPORTING FRAUD TO THE OIG. THIS WILL BE THE SECOND TIME IN 1 YEAR I WILL BE REPORTING FRAUD TO THE OIG. NOW, YOU WILL THINK THAT THIS SORT OF THINGS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO AN INFERIOR, UNATTRACTIVE, UNINTELLIGENT WOMAN. THAT’S WHAT YOU’LL THINK. THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT HAPPEN THAT ARE PREJUDICED AND EVIL BEYOND THOUGHT IN THIS TOWN THAT GOES UNREPORTED MY READERS. TOO MANY…
TIME TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE NIGHT RAPIST…
MY READERS, I AM a black woman smart enough to tell and explain scientifically that the BLONDE CAN NO LONGER LOOK IN my mirror. WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT SHE CAN NO LONGER BE THE LIE THEY SET HER UP TO BE ATmy expense. She can no longer exist as Day during the Day. SHE IS CLAIMING RAPE AT THE. MOMENT AND THIS RAPIST MYSTERY HAS TO BE SOLVED.AS SURE AS JESSICA CHAMBERS WAS BURNED ALIVE, SHE CAN NOT EXIST IN Daylight, can’t exist in Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE. SHE IS A REFLECTIONEER WHO ONLY EXISTS IN THE NIGHT. SHE DOESN’T WORK AT ALL NATURALLY. SUCH, THE JEW, SPIDER BLAND AND THE REST OF THEM SHIT HEAD SCIENTISTS NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHO IS RAPING HER IN THE RED POOL IN THE NIGHT. THIS HAS TO BE DONE MY READERS, BECAUSE ALL THE CRIME COMING INTO Day’s primary genepool and NEGATIVE SPACE HAS TO STOP. HERE IS SOMETHING A SMART PERSON TOOK THAT COULD HELP YOU. YOU WILL NOTICE THERE IS NO NATURAL GREEN IN THIS PICTURW:

OFFICIAL…
I TELL YOU WHAT!? IF I PAY A PENNY FOR THAT SHIT OBAMACARE THAT WORKS FOR SCIENTIFIC DEGENERATION AND LIES, HORRIBLE CRIMES LIKE MURDER AND RAPE, WORKS AGAINST MY LIFE WHILE HELPING ME WITH SHIT NOTHING, I AM OFFICIALLY INDIRECTLY CAMPAIGNING FOR TRUMP… A PENNY… THERE IS ENOUGH EVIL TO GO AROUND IN THIS WORLD. EVIL GOTTEN FROM DEGENERATE LYING, THIEVING, MURDEROUS RAPIST LOWLIFES WHO PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIENDS IS WAY WORSE…